Wal Mart Greeter...rofl!

[guitar man]

So, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many
retirees, I lasted less than a day...

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive,
mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling
obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there; are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't
twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe
you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.


:rofl:

[Drunken Girlfriend]

1. Re:Wal Mart greeter

LOL!

OMG,did you really say that to someone?

Well,if she was a meanie to her kids,then she deserved it! lol

Funniest thing I have heard all day.

[guitar man]

2. lol,no

It was among a bunch of jokes my cousin sent me via email :D