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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 02:28 PM Original message |
So I asked this lady when her baby was due and she said she wasn't pregnant. |
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Sequoia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 02:33 PM Response to Original message |
1. Upset?! You just had to push it. She thinks you think she's fat. |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 02:34 PM Original message |
Think? THINK? |
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Sequoia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 04:24 PM Response to Original message |
17. Tee hee...I did that once. Boy, was I ever embarassed. |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 02:34 PM Response to Original message |
2. Doofus. That was a beer belly. |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 02:35 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. Then she was about to deliver a 12-pack! |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 02:34 PM Response to Original message |
3. Sheesh. Some people are so sensitive. |
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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 02:36 PM Response to Original message |
5. Yo Bake |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 02:40 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. True dat, my friend!! |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 02:39 PM Response to Original message |
6. Never, but never assume a woman is pregnant unless you can |
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Ava (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 02:42 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. that's a motto to live by |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 02:44 PM Response to Reply #6 |
9. "Do you mind if I check to see if a baby's head is crowning?" |
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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 02:44 PM Response to Reply #6 |
10. So that would be a royal baby? |
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Lost in CT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 02:46 PM Response to Reply #6 |
12. I learned that lesson the hard way once.... once. |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 02:45 PM Response to Original message |
11. I would have deterred you with my fist |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 03:05 PM Response to Reply #11 |
15. I would never really do such a thing! |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 02:47 PM Response to Original message |
13. Dave Barry's advice is worth heeding: |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 03:04 PM Response to Original message |
14. "You're sure you aren't carrying octuplets?" |
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ismnotwasm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-25-09 03:06 PM Response to Original message |
16. On the other side of the gender equation |
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