I hired a new computer techie today to help me out.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

She specializes in printer repairs.

[vard28]

1. How much does she charge?

I keep gettin' a stupid fatal error message when I try to update my printer and could use some help!

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

2. She's very reasonable.

All she wants is a bit of kibble and an ear scritch.

:evilgrin:

[vard28]

4. Now that's the kind of techie

I can afford! She appears to be doing a very thorough job. :rofl:

[Lil Missy]

3. Watch out. She's plotting to kill you. Trust me on this.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

5. I'd better be extra careful then...

She's already taken to sleeping with me at night.... :headbang:

[Lil Missy]

7. That's the first step of evil! Beware!

[Ladyhawk]

6. Maybe you could send her to my aunt's house.

I've spent a couple of hours on the phone today trying to fix her goddamn printer.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. My dear Prisoner_Number_Six!

Oh, she looks very competent! Unfortunately, all my printers are humming along OK...

But I'll definitely keep her in mind for any future problems!

:crazy:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

9. I think she'll work out okay.

I foresee a long relationship.

:evilgrin:

[LisaL]

10. And I've got a mattress tester.

For free.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

11. She's testing for that job right now.

She's VERY good at it, too!