OMFG! My workplace is chaos!!!

[motely36]

They moved the coffee machine and people are freaking out!!!

[Skittles]

1. I will kick their caffeine-addicted asses

as soon as I am done with my two cups :7

[motely36]

2. thanks

:)

[Pierre.Suave]

3. HOLY SHIT

CODE RED ALERT, FUCKIN CODE RED MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!

SERIES!!!!!!!!!!

[motely36]

11. It's now at the other end of the hall

This is HUGH!!11!!!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

4. People here freak out when someone moves the carafes

If the regular is to the right of the decaf, all is well.

Reverse them, and you got chaos!!!

Quit moving my cheese!!!

:rofl:

[kentauros]

5. Tell them to suck on it!

A Hopjes coffee candy, that is :P

[Lil Missy]

6. The place I worked last, the coffee gods accidentally switched the caffeine and no-caffeine brewers.

Total chaos all day, I'm telliin' you!

Men and women alike were totally bitchy ALL day.

We all got in SO much trouble that day. It was kinda funny, but management was not amused.

:rofl:

[HopeHoops]

7. Post a sign - "EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY - DECAF ONLY ALLOWED - 1/2 CUP PER EMPLOYEE PER DAY! "

[TZ]

8. HA!

There was a huge watermain break here a few months ago, and because they couldn't be sure if our water was contaminated or not..there was NOOO coffee to be found in this rather large building of 1100+ people for about a week..Not even in the cafeteria...It was scary...:scared:

[Strong Atheist]

9. You touch the coffee, you die...

There was an old Eyebeam strip by Sam Hurt where Leonard Nostril (Law Nerd) was crawling toward a coffee pot labeled "Mr.Perky". Eyebeam was making fun of him, and the Leonard thought to himself: "Mr. Perky is the only one around here who understands me"...

... I sometimes feel like that...

[Arugula Latte]

10. CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!11!1!!