Are You a Good Kisser?

[Haole Girl]

I'm not sure what this quiz really proves, but I was bored...

http://quiz.ivillage.com/love/tests/goodkisser.htm

:blush:

My results:

The Super Kisser

You love kissing so much, I'm surprised you've managed to pry your lips away from your partner's mouth long enough to do this quiz. Or that he even let you! You're a brilliant kisser, and, quite frankly, you deserve to be! Not only did you practice a lot as a teen, but you're willing to experiment and have worked hard on making kissing one of your signature sex moves. Congratulations!

You know that the key to the sensation of a hickey without the mark is simply to take a fold of flesh between your teeth and use your lips and mouth to create slight suction. (It's the rhythmic sucking which leaves the mark.) You also use kissing to control the mood of love-making. Pretending your tongue is a second penetration, you can speed things up or slow them down purely through thrusting slower or faster with your tongue.

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Oh mah, ah do buleeve ah've got thah vapuhs...

[Haole Girl]

2. Only if the results turn out the way I like

:P

[LeftyMom]

3. Ask flvegan.

:evilgrin:

[Haole Girl]

7. Must I?

Can't you just take the quiz? lol

[XemaSab]

4. Hell yeah

;)

[Haole Girl]

8. Am I the ONLY one who took the quiz?

:shrug:

[flvegan]

5. I'd say ask around.

Maybe the "Ignore" 2 replies above this post can shed light on it.

Dis my Zonda. Grrrr...

[Haole Girl]

9. I think you both need to take the quiz!

:hi:

[LeftyMom]

10. Since he can't see this, I must say he's dreadful at it.

Poor thing, I couldn't bear to tell him. :cry:

[Haole Girl]

16. lol!

:rofl:

[flvegan]

23. I took you off Ignore for this?

I'll keep that in mind. My mouth is now off-limits for you, since I'm just dreadful with it.

[LeftyMom]

30. Maybe I can give you another shot.

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

33. Never mind.

I'll save it for someone that appreciates a pro.

[LeftyMom]

34. Hon, do you know what "pro" is slang for in this context?

You don't want to go pro. Though I guess on Super Bowl weekend you'd be rather busy.

[flvegan]

36. Never you mind.

[Aristus]

6. According to Mrs. Aristus, one of the best ev-AR!

She's the best authority I know on the subject. B-)

[Haole Girl]

12. I guess I'll take your word for it

Since you're not taking the quiz either. Sigh.

[Aristus]

15. Don't need to...

:hide:

[Haole Girl]

19. Why is that?

:shrug:

[Aristus]

48. Okay, I took a peek at the test, just so you wouldn't think I was blowing you off.

And it looks like it's geared for women. That's the main reason why not. I may be meltingly sensitive and emo and everything, but I'm still a guy. ;-)

[Robeson]

11. I stopped after the first question. I didn't have to practice with a mirror...

...when me and the neighborhood girls practiced on each other...:P

Mirror? We didn't need no stinkin' mirror....

[Haole Girl]

14. When I was in elementary school, a friend of mine told me to practice on my arm

Must have worked! lol

[DarkTirade]

13. I'd been told I was before, but I always assumed the person saying it had other reasons for enjoying

it so I never took them too seriously.

It wasn't until a couple months ago that I started to suspect that they weren't exaggerating. When I was fooling around playing a variant of spin-the-bottle, and I made a straight guy come back for seconds. :P

[Haole Girl]

17. Really?

He might have not been very straight. ;-)

[DarkTirade]

18. No, I'm just that good.

:P

[lightningandsnow]

20. I'm apparently a confident kisser!

If only more people would kiss me. Ha.

[Haole Girl]

21. Confident is good

:hi:

[BeachBaby]

22. The Super Kisser.

Hey - *I* didn't say it. It's what ivillage says. And guys. And my pillow. :P :hi:

[flvegan]

24. Your pillow talks?

Freak.

[BeachBaby]

25. "My pillow" was actually code for something else.

Like this girl I had to make out with for one minute. Sorority thing. *cough*

[flvegan]

26. Wait...what?

[BeachBaby]

27. Hey - she and I also got $300 out of the deal.

The frat boys wanted to watch. Everybody wins!

[flvegan]

28. I'll be in my bunk.

[Jamastiene]

59. Damn! Some girls have ALL the luck. n/t

[TZ]

62. heh

I told BB thaht I had a bit of a girl crush on her recently but I'm not sure I would go that far...maybe ...now there's a visual for you pevs- I'm nothing if not a tease...:P

[WildEyedLiberal]

29. Apparently so am I

I have had a fairly low number of makeout partners, but that is one compliment I receive from most of them. I have no idea how I "learned" since I was the geek girl who never kissed anyone in high school. I guess reading all those tawdry romances as a substitute for real-life action paid off in the end :rofl:

[Haole Girl]

31. I hear ya

People can learn a lot from tawdry romances! :-)

[KG]

32. my kiss is known locally as 'The Panty Dropper'.

[Haole Girl]

37. That is quite a reputation

:hi:

[Lucian]

35. I don't need a quiz to tell me I'm awesome.

:D

[Haole Girl]

38. I guess you're not taking the quiz either?

Sigh.

[harmonicon]

39. well, it's true!!

(same as you)

Mostly A: The Super Kisser
You love kissing so much, I'm surprised you've managed to pry your lips away from your partner's mouth long enough to do this quiz. Or that he even let you! You're a brilliant kisser, and, quite frankly, you deserve to be! Not only did you practice a lot as a teen, but you're willing to experiment and have worked hard on making kissing one of your signature sex moves. Congratulations!

You know that the key to the sensation of a hickey without the mark is simply to take a fold of flesh between your teeth and use your lips and mouth to create slight suction. (It's the rhythmic sucking which leaves the mark.) You also use kissing to control the mood of love-making. Pretending your tongue is a second penetration, you can speed things up or slow them down purely through thrusting slower or faster with your tongue.

[Haole Girl]

42. Hey

Are you ever going to tell me why you don't like my user name?

[harmonicon]

50. I thought I told you!

I don't even know how to pronounce "Haole", so how could I know if I like it?

Hay-oh-lay?

How-leh?

huh?

[Haole Girl]

51. Oh

It's pronounced: How-leh. I put it in my profile in case you forget. :hi:

[Redstone]

40. You'll have to ask Mrs R. I'd tell you, but I'd get whacked for posting a Sex thread...

Redstone

[Haole Girl]

43. I guess you're not taking the quiz either?

:hi:

[Redstone]

47. Don't need any quiz, m'dear. Mrs R's reaction to my kissing ability is all I need.

Redstone

[CaliforniaPeggy]

41. My dear Haole Girl!

Ah well...too old to change it now, alas...

Mostly C: The Timid Kisser

You were probably a late bloomer and discovered boys long after everyone else. Or you're simply shy. Either way, being an inexperienced kisser isn't a bad thing: You haven't picked up any bad habits yet! The good news is that practice makes perfect -- and you don't even need someone to practice on!

Go back to basics and do what everyone else did: Practice kissing on your palm. It's sensitive enough to pick up on the different tongue techniques, and you'll get a good idea of what feels good and what doesn't. The next time you kiss someone, let them take the lead initially. We kiss people the way we want to be kissed ourselves, so the quickest way to impress is simply to copy them. Avoid bumping noses and clashing teeth by holding his face in your hands. It puts you in control and it's also dead sexy: Lots of men love a woman who takes charge when kissing!

:cry:

[Haole Girl]

44. No!

I don't believe it. You wouldn't be able to write erotica if you weren't a good kisser!

:hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

45. Aw, sweetie...

I thank you...

My husband loves how I kiss him...

And with him, it is very erotic.

But there's many things I haven't done...

:cry:

[Haole Girl]

46. A lot of things are over overrated

:hug:

[Left Is Write]

49. Yes, and I don't need no stinkin' quiz to verify it for me.

:D

[Haole Girl]

52. That seems to be the consensus

(not having to take the quiz, that is) :hi:

[Drunken Girlfriend]

53. Re:Kissing,and other good stuff.

I haven't had any complaints yet.:)

[Eurobabe]

54. Bwahah, ask my husband about last night.

I plead the 5th. But the answer is definitely positive. :spray:

[Radical Activist]

55. So I'm told.

The quiz looked odd and written for women.
But one of the few things I've got going for me is women saying unprompted that I'm the best or one of the best kissers they've had. I never get tired of hearing that. It's a nice ego boost every time.

/embarrassing egotism

[Richard Steele]

56. I'm always told that I am, which always surprises me because I'm so shy about kissing,,,,

I've had an "interesting" life; half of my teeth
are just gaping gaps or broken stumps lined up along my gumline.

So I'm very self-conscious about SMILING, let alone kissing.

Yet, people keep telling me I'm a good kisser.

Life is strange.

[Jamastiene]

57. Mostly A: The Super Kisser

You love kissing so much, I'm surprised you've managed to pry your lips away from your partner's mouth long enough to do this quiz. Or that he even let you! You're a brilliant kisser, and, quite frankly, you deserve to be! Not only did you practice a lot as a teen, but you're willing to experiment and have worked hard on making kissing one of your signature sex moves. Congratulations!

You know that the key to the sensation of a hickey without the mark is simply to take a fold of flesh between your teeth and use your lips and mouth to create slight suction. (It's the rhythmic sucking which leaves the mark.) You also use kissing to control the mood of love-making. Pretending your tongue is a second penetration, you can speed things up or slow them down purely through thrusting slower or faster with your tongue.

[slay]

58. Come find out

*smooch* :hug: :P

[Gonzo Gardener]

60. My Results: The Erotic Kisser

You are a skilled kisser who's as adventurous and imaginative as you are erotic. Earth-moving encounters happen daily...

:evilgrin:

[datasuspect]

61. you wanna find out?

[TZ]

63. I honestly don't really know

I can't remeber the last time I really kissed anyone..x(
Volunteers anyone? ;)