"I found her diary underneath a tree, and started reading about me..."

[mac56]

What a dumb-ass. Really, what an idiot.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. Don't forget to buy a loaf of bread on your way home.

;)

[mac56]

2. hee hee!

;-)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. One of my college roomies used to play that one side of the Bread album

over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again

Thanks for the effing earworm. :rofl:

[tigereye]

4. I loved that song, when I was 13...

now it's just embarrassing. :hide:

[Schema Thing]

5. .... but, my darling

I only left it under the tree because I knew you would be surprised at the words; it was clear that you weren't "getting it" from gazing into my cold, dead, eyes.

Now marry me, you privacy challenged fool!

[dembotoz]

6. that actually happened to me

eye opening experience.
unpleasant but eye opening.

[qb]

7. That happened to my ex... she snooped around & found my therapy journal.

She's not too pleased about what she read. Too bad, honey... nobody forced you to read it.

[Arugula Latte]

8. Wouldn't you know it.