How come no one offers to send me nekkid pictures?

[motely36]

:shrug:

[Guava Jelly]

1. You mean you don't get any?

Shit I get spammed here all the time..
I had to block my PM's because my hard drive became over loaded with pictures of the hottest Duers in every known pose.
Count your blessings.:yoiks:
Edited to add..If they don't believe me they should try..(reverse psychology)

[motely36]

6. Good luck with that

:thumbsup:

[LeftyMom]

15. Considering who did send you some, you're probably better off.

:scared:

[DS1]

21. Was it Royalty?

I think that would be enough to turn me into a Freeper

[LeftyMom]

23. No, but just as bad.

[Guava Jelly]

26. Oh god...You are right.

My eyes...good god my eyes.

[LeftyMom]

27. I'm sure that put you off your feed for some time, you poor thing.

:puke:

[Guava Jelly]

32. Yea..

I honestly had it coming to me I must confess.
The old saying "Be careful what you wish for" holds mighty true.
But it did get me to quit begging for Nekkid pics though, so it served it's purpose.:dunce:

[TZ]

33. You quit begging?

So now you just ask politely right? :P

[Guava Jelly]

35. Politely is the only way to ask.

:)

[DarkTirade]

41. Hey, I think its safe to say a few of those poses are unkown.

and possibly unknowable. :P

[Guava Jelly]

66. I dunno

I have a well categorized library.
:evilgrin:

[TZ]

2. You first.

:evilgrin:

[motely36]

4. Didn't you get them yet?

[NewJeffCT]

3. join the club

I guess I'm just too mean

[motely36]

5. i think it's cause I don't like Rush

or the Eagles.

[NewJeffCT]

10. Hmm - I can be persuaded to like anybody with the right nekkid pics

and I still don't get 'em.

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. I'm fat again

so I don't have to worry about such things at all.

[Lucian]

8. I don't get nekkid pics either.

:shrug:

[Chan790]

9. You should predict the Arizona Cardinals to win the Super Bowl...

it almost worked for me. :P

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=8387194&mesg_id=8387315

[motely36]

11. that's what spark this OP

she's not sending them to me either x(

[TZ]

12. Here- I dug up something you will enjoy...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=7522118
There is a link to the "payoff" as well..:evilgrin:

[NJmaverick]

13. because I heard you are starting a website

the hot bodies of DU.

[motely36]

18. sssshhhhh....

I figured if I asked for them, I was more likely to get them.

Of course I'm gonna share!

[mcctatas]

14. I'm a reformed woman...

you are about 4 months too late :P

[motely36]

16. I got *those* pictures

I meant recently ;)

[mcctatas]

19. Oh boy....

now I am going to get the old "ahem, a word please" frm PaddyBlueEyes when he sees this :rofl:

[motely36]

22. lol

tell him to talk to me

[PaddyBlueEyes]

83. ahem

a word please...

[mcctatas]

87. Hi sweetie!

didjya miss me?O8)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

89. Hi baby

like a body part..

[NewJeffCT]

28. sheesh

and i had to pay for them.

[mcctatas]

36. OMG!

:spank:

[NewJeffCT]

39. and it wasn't cheap, let me tell you

but, worth every penny.

:evilgrin:

[mcctatas]

65. glad to be of service....

:P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

84. ahem

more words please...

[mcctatas]

88. Don't you ever run out of words?

they all sound alike anyway (think the teacher in Charlie Brown)

:hide:

:loveya:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

90. waah waah waah waah

Dont you ever run out of the flirt bug? LOL

[Dr. Strange]

53. Really? A deformed woman?

Is that what the "I twisted her arm too much and her boobs stopped changing sizes" quote is in reference to?

[mcctatas]

61. REformed....

you miscreant! :P

[Haole Girl]

17. Who would be foolish enough to send nekkid pics on DU?

No offense to you, but even a PM of mine got sent around. I am forever thankful I never sent anyone on DU a nekkid pic of myself!

[LeftyMom]

20. email. or picture messaging via cell phone.

Not that I have ever, ever, ever sent anybody on DU nekkid pictures. O8)

[mcctatas]

24. ....

:spray:

[LeftyMom]

25. That doesn't really count.

He's already seen 'em. :evilgrin:

[Haole Girl]

30. I have never sent anybody on DU nekkid pics

And I never will!

I was burned to badly when my own PM made the rounds and was sent back to me. :(

[LeftyMom]

34. I wouldn't send them to just anybody.

Only flvegan. And I trust him. Besides, he has even less interest in half the internet seeing his girlfriend's tits than I do.

But yeah, emailing all and sundry pictures of your boobehs/junk isn't real smart.

[Haole Girl]

37. I'm amazed how many women do send them to anybody and everybody...

their pics have probably reached The Czech Republic by now! :scared:

[motely36]

43. and then act shocked when they get leaked

:crazy:

[redqueen]

44. How many women send those kinda pics to anyone and everyone?

I wonder if I'd be shocked as well...

[motely36]

45. It's one thing to send pictures to a friend or loved one

It is something else to send them to a stranger.

How well do you really know anyone you 'met' over the internet?

[redqueen]

46. Er...

okay?

I was asking about how many women do this...

[motely36]

50. I would say not many do it on purpose

:hi:

[IndianaJones]

54. LOTS of 'em. nt.

[redqueen]

55. Hah... I know LOTS of guys do it...

even when it's not requested / expected. :crazy:

[IndianaJones]

56. get out. nt.

[redqueen]

58. Shocking, right? Good thing women aren't like that!

:P

[IndianaJones]

62. women i wish were like that aren't like that. nt.

[TZ]

57. ummm...

Can I just say yeppers on that...:scared:

[redqueen]

60. Hahahaha...

:hi:

[plcdude]

52. well some of us

can be completely trusted.

[motely36]

29. Thanks Madinmaryland!

I will add them to my collection

:evilgrin:

[TZ]

31. .

BWAHAHAHA!!!! :thumbsup:

[racaulk]

38. Ha ha!!!

:spray:

[snooper2]

40. because you might send one back

:evilgrin:

[motely36]

42. ...

:cry:












:P

[Deja Q]

68. Well, he can send it to me instead.

:P

[motely36]

69. hey

:spank:

[Deja Q]

70. I'm sorry; didn't mean to upset you so.

:(

[motely36]

72. just teasing!

:hug:

[BarenakedLady]

47. Because I'm not happy with my nekkid body.

:shrug:

[flvegan]

48. I'd be happy to offer you a second opinion?

Always good to get a second opinion.

[BarenakedLady]

49. Leave it to you to make me smile.

Even when I want to cry.

Keep on with your pev self. LM is a lucky woman.

:hug:

[Inchworm]

86. *tickle*

:hug:

[plcdude]

51. Yeah

right. You know you're hot.

[BarenakedLady]

59. Was maybe

Not anymore

[rug]

63. Try The Magistrate. He is very acommodating.

[Deja Q]

64. I'll see if I still have mine...

even though I'd put up personal ads again, I still don't show the dessert to just anyone... need to find and put those back up anyway since my ad got more responses with them than without them the last time I bothered looking for a relationship... :(

[motely36]

76. YAY!!!

:hi:

[guitar man]

67. I hear ya!!

My inbox has been broken ever since I've been here,I haven't gotten any nekkid women pictures at all the whole time. :(

:evilgrin:

[TZ]

75. You gotta give before you get you know...

:evilgrin:

[guitar man]

81. oh

I didn't think I'd get anywhere by scaring someone half to death!! :rofl:

:hi:

[edbermac]

71. Here's a pic of a nekkid woman with two big jugs!

Enjoy!

[mcctatas]

73. Check your inbox...

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

77. I'm telling

(unless ) :hide: Um does paddy have any guns besides yours? :hide: :P :yoiks:

[mcctatas]

79. Traiterous lout!

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

80. I resemble that remark

:P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

85. I am a avid collector

of various types of weaponry..you...:spank:

[Guava Jelly]

94. The only gun I own

is part of my Wii system :yoiks:

[mcctatas]

96. !

*avoiding making cheap Wii joke*

;)

[Guava Jelly]

98. You mean my

:P It may be small..But its quick..Um wait.That doesn't sound like a good thing.:dunce:

[motely36]

78. just the pics from Madinmaryland

x(

[Bucky]

74. Zhang Ziyi would...

... if she knew ya. And if ya had a million dollars.

[whistler162]

82. The obvious answer is...

because you might feel obligated to return the favor!


;)

[Critters2]

91. Here's a nekkid pic of the beagle.

She's shameless.

[Oeditpus Rex]

92. It's infinitely better when they come as a surprise

— that is, without an offer preceding them.



And, if you have to ask for them... well, you're just lame. And uncouth.

[mykpart]

93. Here!

[Skittles]

95. you want I should kick your ass, motely36?

you know, for soliciting smut

[motely36]

97. not neccessary

but you could send pictures of what you would look like kicking my ass while nekkid!

:evilgrin:

[Skittles]

99. ROFL

you are SO NAUGHTY; yes INDEED :thumbsup: