+17 F here in Russell, IL. Cold as a well-digger's ass. Which segues into...
At exactly what temperature does the hard working individual's backside qualify as a generally accepted metaphor in our idiom?
Where is the temperature measured? The anal orifice? Ewwww! The outer glutious maximus? A grant from the stimulus fund (no pun intended) is needed to settle this quandary. In the interest of science, of course.
6. Well, we really should solve this mystery. Tell you what - you go take measurements on
the sweaty rear end of a local shovel-jockey, and I'll go collect data inside the tank-top of a friendly local goth-girl. With enough empirical observation, I suspect we can get these temperatures in the correct order...
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