My wife is leaving me.

[Aristus]

Just for a week, to visit the kids & grandkids down in California. What did you think I meant?

She leaves in a couple of weeks. Great. That gives me enough time to really dread the gaping, whistling hole I'll have in my life for seven whole days.

Anyway. I hope I can count on the Loungers to keep me from going out of my mind that week. :banghead:

[DarkTirade]

1. Gorram it, don't scare us like that!

:P

[GOPisEvil]

2. I'll alert the local authorities.

Or I'll bring the :beer:. :D

[Aristus]

4. Nevermind the local authorities.

Just bring the :beer: B-)

[GOPisEvil]

5. Well I'm just up the road.

:hi:

[Aristus]

6. That's right, GOPisEvil, ole buddy!

Maybe we can organize a Seattle DU-er get-together some night after class. Do you live near the U?

[GOPisEvil]

7. Newcastle.

I work in Renton.

[supernova]

3. Another one for the "I'm PWOP brigade" :D

PWOP = Posting Without Pants

:rofl:


:hug: That's really sweet you'll miss your wife that week. :-)

[flvegan]

8. Party at Aristus' house!!!!!!!

TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!

[Aristus]

10. All I ask flvegan, is that you not chip or crack my wife's prized glass egg.

That'll get me in a lot of trouble... B-)

[petronius]

9. Dude! Seven days of no wife = 56+ beers, 1 shower, 0 shaves, and 168 hours

of watching sports in your bathrobe! I envy you... :)

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11. i've got to say, bud... given all of the break ups we have had here recently? this post is wrong...

i get you are trying to be funny. but its not funny to those actually living this.

please don't do this in the face of people that are going through the pain of real separation now.

ok?