Listening to ANY song by Winger versus enduring searing abdominal cramps

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Poll question: Listening to ANY song by Winger versus enduring searing abdominal cramps

[Zavulon]

1. Gotta go with the physical pain on this one.

Can't do Winger, Slaughter, Europe or Poison. I just can't.

[old mark]

6. Poison had some good moments, Winger did not. nt

[NightWatcher]

2. define "enduring"

are we talking hours or days?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

4. For the purpose of this poll, "hours"...

...because while the length of a Winger CD can SEEM like days, it is more accurately expressed in hours or increments thereof.

:rofl:

:toast:

[Common Sense Party]

3. I even liked some of the cheesy hair bands back in the day.

But "Seventeen" was beyond revolting.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

5. You have summed up my viewpoint beautifully.

I loved ALL kinds of cheesy MTV bands, but the visual of this slimy wanker licking his lips over a 17 year old girl in the video can only leave my brain if it's surgically removed by the skilled hands of a surgeon.

While it may not be "the single most disgusting song in rock music," it belongs in the top ten.

[Common Sense Party]

7. But it is amazing how many statutory rape songs there are in the

history of rock music. I never noticed when I was a teenager, but now as the father of a teenage girl, it is much more jarring to hear some twenty- or thirty-something (or, heaven forbid, some sixty-something) rock wanker leering over the sexual qualities of some minor girl. This goes way back to the fifties. It's very unsettling.

[Pool Hall Ace]

8. I used to suffer from searing abdominal cramps.

Oh, the pain seemed unbearable. But gradually, it would subside.

I've never heard Winger before, so I pulled them up on youtube. I just listened to 'Seventeen,' and I would have preferred enduring abdominal pain.

That music is really awful. :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: