What does it really mean when a woman says she "needs some Mace"?

[RetroLounge]

:shrug:

RL

[madinmaryland]

1. OH SHIT!!!

:hide:

[Haole Girl]

2. I think you took too many muscle relaxers!

:spank:

[RetroLounge]

5. As prescribed...

:9

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[lizziegrace]

3. The restraining order's obviously being ignored?

:shrug:

[RetroLounge]

4. So if I say, "Tie Me up, now!"

Is that a restraining order?

:shrug:

RL

[Haole Girl]

8. lizziegrace just fainted

:rofl:

[lizziegrace]

16. Nope, didn't faint ;-)

I bolted out the door so fast the cats were lucky they weren't in the way. I, um, had somewhere I needed to be...

:evilgrin:

[lizziegrace]

15. Not that kind of restraining silly

I know you kept all your old ties for a reason. :evilgrin:

[FloridaJudy]

6. She's making pumpkin pie?

Mace is a spice as well.

[RetroLounge]

7. This is true...

:hi:

RL

[Chan790]

9. ???

You've got to give her what she wants, man.

[Solon]

10. Is that a +1 Mace?

Looks like it. :P

[RetroLounge]

11. I aim to please

:hi:

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[DarkTirade]

13. Aim fo' this, mutha(*&%ah.

:P

[Tuesday Afternoon]

12. it means

she is afraid of guns :D

[RetroLounge]

14. ...

:hi:

RL

[undeterred]

17. It means she needs to get out of Wisconsin to buy it

because its illegal here. OK to carry guns, but not mace.

[Dr. Strange]

18. Mace Windu Winnfield?

[Crabby Appleton]

19. She's out of ammo and going to Plan B