Advice on getting a shy, American dude some action?

[Tom Kitten]

I have a friend (let's call him "TK" for now) who is visiting our plane of existence on a temporary but open ended basis. He is quite fluent in English, which is unusual because he claims never to have been to England. He's a hell of a good guy and knows all the latest dances, especially the frug and the mashed potato, and once you've gotten him to down a pint of wild turkey, well, all I can say is look out! His favorite hobbies include singing karaoke versions of Edie Brickell, Gordon Lightfoot, and Mahogany Rush songs and showing off his double jointed flexibility while simultaneously bending spoons through sheer mindpower. Now the goal is to get me, er, "TK",some female companionship...The only problem is he lies about everything under the sun and as a result is having a bit of a problem meeting a nice honest female. And the facade he puts on is, let's face it, a bit tricky. There are plenty of mirrors here, but what fun is that? He's supposed to be learning agar and experiencing the culture, dammit!