BREAKING NEWS: DULNN projects Voting Sea Otter to be elected the 2nd DU Lounge mascot....

Tommy_Carcetti

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Thu Nov-06-08 05:22 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: DULNN projects Voting Sea Otter to be elected the 2nd DU Lounge mascot....

....for frivilous posting.

While the Waterskiing Squirrel managed to pull an upset along Lakeshore Boulevard, the Voting Sea Otter dominated in places like Olive Garden and Delaware Tollbooths. It is believed the key constituent votes for the Voting Sea Otter were the pit bull owners and the breastfeeding moms.

The Waterskiing Squirrel released the following comment conceding the race and offering his congratulations to the Voting Sea Otter: "Chitter Chitter Chitter Chitter Chitter my friends Chitter Chitter Chitter."

Upon recieving the news of his victory, the Voting Sea Otter announced to his supporters: "Ark Ark Ark Ark Ark Ark Ark change has come to the DU Lounge Ark Ark Ark."

If you forgive me for editorializing, I am speechless, truly speechless at this shocking and historic victory.

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Fire Walk With Me

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Thu Nov-06-08 06:15 PM
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1. "Not my otter".

PUMA. x(

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TrogL

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Thu Nov-06-08 07:12 PM
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2. I otter punch your chad

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