I think the great white squirrel hunter just called me a midget!

[mcctatas]

Asks how my day was so I tell him the saga of demonstrating restraint techniques and being unceremoniously tossed through the air by a much bigger woman. His reply "Did they charge admission for the midget tossing competition?"

:wtf:

[KitchenWitch]

1. LOL

[elshiva]

2. Oh, dear. Sorry.

:( :hug:

[mcctatas]

3. And as if by magic, DU provides the answer to my problem!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8164819

[reyd reid reed]

12. Now those are skeery

I'd rather be....petite.

:scared:

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Wha...?

But you're like tall 'n' stuff. :shrug:

[mcctatas]

5. 5'3 is tall?

:woohoo:

I just looked "tall" whatever the hell that meant :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. I *told* you what it meant

:D

[mcctatas]

7. ...

:rofl:

:spank:

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Actually...

I stole that line from Potsie Weber... which is a pretty humiliating thing to admit. :blush:

[mcctatas]

10. Happy Days Potsie?

Hell, at least it wasn't freaking Chachi ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. Good point

I have no use for any schmucks who went around saying "Wah wah wah!" :puke:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

9. INCOMING !!!!!

[mcctatas]

11. You suck!

:rofl:

[elshiva]

13. Picture of mcctatas

How's the baby doing?

[mcctatas]

16. Not you tooo!

what ever happened to female solidarity?????

:rofl:

[elshiva]

19. Now, you are a beautiful woman.

No matter what size you are, I think the correct term is "Little Person." Little people are awesome. Be proud of who you are. :hug:

You are sexy. :loveya:

[mcctatas]

22. For Christ's sake!

I'm 5'3 people!!!!!!!!


:rofl:

[billyoc]

15. "Boy, those are some FAT squirrels out in the yard..."

:evilgrin:

[mcctatas]

17. Hey young Republican!

what's up ;)

[billyoc]

18. It's not Halloween yet!

midget

[elshiva]

20. It's little person, honey.

[mcctatas]

21. you know...

this means war;)

[elshiva]

23. WAR!

:nuke: :popcorn: This is getting fun...

[mcctatas]

25. Just so you know...

you're either with the lollipop guild or against it :rofl:

[elshiva]

27. Don't mess with the Ompah Loompahs

or they'll sing at you.

[mcctatas]

31. Evil woman!

:rofl:

[elshiva]

33. "Ompah Loompah do be de do,

I've got another riddle for you..."

[mcctatas]

36. every time you tease an oompah loompah...

God kills a kitten you know...

[elshiva]

37. Oh NOES! I iz a kitten killer.

:cry:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

24. In this corner........

[mcctatas]

26. Paddy, I swear, I am going to kick your ass!!!!

:grr:



;)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

28. Bring it

:grr:

[mcctatas]

29. I will kick your Irish ass!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKn-9Q3TalA

[PaddyBlueEyes]

35. I see that

and raise ya...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwsQlBUZtc8

[mcctatas]

38. I win....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky4MqgBMf_k

[PaddyBlueEyes]

39. slinks away

vanquished.....REVENGE, ILL GET MY REVENGE

[mcctatas]

41. Anytime, anyplace...

I will kick your irish ass again and again :evilgrin:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

45. yeah yeah yeah

all talk..

[billyoc]

42. That's the winner, alright. So, the much larger woman that threw you through the air,

could've been pretty much anybody, huh. :hi:

[mcctatas]

44. Don't you wave at me....

unless it is a white flag of surrender.....

You're posse is looking for ya;)

[billyoc]

46. haha--OMG that one guy looks just like me.

;(

[mcctatas]

49. NO he doesn't.....

you look more like an FBI agent;)

[billyoc]

52. WHAT TH--

:mad: :wtf: :nuke:

[mcctatas]

53. Uh-oh....

:hide:

My midget army is laying in wait for you mister...

[billyoc]

55. You're not even a real midget!! Probably just married Finn McCool, he thinks everone's a midget!

:rofl:

[mcctatas]

56. Awwwww...

no fair, I can't be at war with someone who brings up Finn McCool!

[billyoc]

58. lol, my grandmother used to threaten to call him...

:scared:

[mcctatas]

61. smart woman....

of course my daughters think he is teh awesome, so if I used that threat they would be all "cool, call him beotch"

[PaddyBlueEyes]

59. he went thataway

[billyoc]

63. I remember the first time I saw the Giant's Causeway, I was speechless.

You couldn't TELL my 10 year old ass THAT wasn't real! :rofl:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

65. Hell of a place

aint it....

[mcctatas]

67. I'll take pictures of my midget self there this summer...

to taunt you with, republican;)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

69. in oompah loompah

technicolor....

[mcctatas]

70. There is a special place in hell for people who taunt the

vertically challenged Paddy!!!!

:rofl:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

71. I already have the presidential suite there

anyways.....

[billyoc]

30. lol, sorry for the delay, I had to respond to an emergency in GDP.

A PBS Poll. :rofl:

[mcctatas]

32. ;You did not!

oh for fuck's sake, you are pure evil :rofl:

[billyoc]

34. That's right, Night of the Polling Dead.

:eyes:

[mcctatas]

40. Did anyone ever figure out exactly WTF is wrong with it?

Hey wait a minute! Midgets are warring with young republicans in these parts :grr:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

43. round one

[PaddyBlueEyes]

47. Is that a TKE in the background

hmmmmmmmmmm

[mcctatas]

48. ahem....

TKE's are like cockroaches, they are everywhere;)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

50. so are their

little sisters....:evilgrin:

[mcctatas]

51. Oh it's on....

again :rofl:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

54. you are a

[mcctatas]

57. accckkkkkkk.....

and he goes for the jugular! Shilleleagh law is all the rage asshole;)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

60. Oh Yeah

[mcctatas]

62. OMFG!!!!

that is the best!!!

[billyoc]

66. Small wonder they're winnin'.

:rofl:

[mcctatas]

72. They have superior brain power too...

imho ;)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

73. like this

[elshiva]

64. You're not a midget, you're just

kneeling. Stand up.

[mcctatas]

68. Damn!

you're good woman! :toast:

[elshiva]

74. Thank you.

You are a good woman, too. :hug: :toast: