The Sniffa/Bi-Baby version of Ikea directions

[sniffa]

[Fleshdancer]

1. why does Bi-Baby look like a wind-up toy?

I like the killer kitty floating heads! :D

[sniffa]

4. Did you see her thread from earlier today?

She was a totally wound up, cleaning, building toy.

:D

[Fleshdancer]

7. lol, I didn't see it!

:thumbsup:


:rofl:

[sniffa]

12. Here ya go Fleshdance

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8159612

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. omg.

just, omg.


:rofl:

[sniffa]

5. Please elaborate.

:shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. How can I?

There are killer floating kitteh heads.. bi_baby is a windup doll... :rofl:

[sniffa]

10. And the, "Filthy Fucking Swedes"

:rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

3. I love my enhanced boobs...

:rofl:

[sniffa]

6. And my enhanced package.

:loveya:

[jonnyblitz]

9. you are wind-up even.

that looks a bit stocky to be really you. :wow: :rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

11. Like I said, I'm not that chunky...

:rofl:

And I made teh boobs bigger, and the ass a lil bit too. :rofl:

Do you like our hair? I did that part... HA! :D

[sniffa]

13. I can't believe you didn't notice my bulge

:eyes:

[jonnyblitz]

17. i didn't want to get the thread locked. nt

[Fire Walk With Me]

19. =I= wasn't going to say anything about your unassembled furniture fetish, but there it is

for everyone to see.

[sniffa]

27. I have so many fetishes I can't keep up

:wow:

[Fleshdancer]

14. I thought that was what the wind up key was for...

but Sniffa explained the back story. You were crazy today Econ!

Too bad though, wind up boobs could be useful. Want to fill out a strapless dress? Wind 'em up. Want to go jogging? Wind 'em down.

Back to the picture: why hasn't anyone pointed out the fart yet? :rofl:

[sniffa]

15. Egg-zactly!!1!

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

16. The wind-up key is some kind of code, isn't it?

Bibaby was on teh Columbian Marching Powder or teh Adderall or something? And whatever it is gives Sniffa priapism and gas, and causes you both to see disembodied cats?

[ghostsofgiants]

18. Bahaha, that is brilliant.

Nice bulge, sniffa.

[sniffa]

21. Thanks. Did you notice her Crocs?

:eyes:

:rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

26. Hahaha, I did not, but that's a great touch haha.

[billyskank]

31. I did.

Is that good or not? :D

[krispos42]

20. That shelving unit...

...looks like it's about to guillotine off sniffa's "enhanced package".


Now would be an excellent time for some shrinkage! :rofl:

[taterguy]

22. What's wrong with good American furniture?

Says the person that's bitter because the closest Ikea is 300 miles away

[La Lioness Priyanka]

23. great sketch~

[flvegan]

24. The Swedes laugh at you.

[sniffa]

28. Fuck the Swedes!

Fucking filthy Swedes!

[Blue_Tires]

25. assembling swedish furniture gives you a boner in sweatpants??

[billyskank]

29. You mean it doesn't to everybody?

:shrug:

[marzipanni]

30. Sorry, Sniffa, you won't be able to complete the unit...

until you take that bag of dowels out of your pants!
Ikea only provides a few extras. :eyes:

[Rabrrrrrr]

32. Author acquaintance of mine wrote a brilliantly hilarious letter to IKEA - read it here

http://www.pan.com/gukkle/keith/whatever/ikea.html

Fucking :rofl:

After all, if Seurat can create the impression of people at a French seaside using only colored dots, why should an Ikea technical illustrator not create only the impression of accuracy?

(snip)

gluing veneer over two entire sides and leaving only the faintest dimples as evidence of the holes lurking beneath them seems a bit out-of-bounds and not quite preux, wouldn't you say?

[bicentennial_baby]

33. Bwahahaha!

"thus allowing people who may not speak the world's primary languages to enjoy the identical experience on long Saturdays around the globe -- but which allow the illustrator free range for his own personal artistic license. A less creative, free-spirited company would balk at releasing technical drawings which show holes where they are not and do not show holes where they are, which do not explicitly show the consumer how to differentiate the side pieces from the top, nor the top from the bottom, and which have no indication of the fact that the shelves are not intended to sit atop their supports, but rather surround them."

:rofl:

[applegrove]

34. LOL!