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I got one on my back a little over a week ago, and at first it she painless, only a bit bitchy. (Naturally, she took root at that precise spot in my bed where she's JUST out of reach no matter what you do.) Annoying as hell.
My sister (a pornographer) kept it in hand (so to speak), but over the past couple days she's began taking on a life of its own. Last night I couldn't even lie down to sleep because she felt very much like I imagine a wife in the bed would feel.
So today I broke down and went to the E. R. and had her cut open and surgically drained. It still hurts like a mofo, but at least they gave me some Tylenol 3, and they kick ass! I may be able to sleep tonight, but it'll be a couple days before my johnny works properly- yep, it hurts that bad.
At least I can now totally relate to ThomCat and his recent adventure.
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