I propose a new sit-com for the fall season: The Palin Family

[Writer]

Watch as this adorable Wasilla, Alaska, family deals with the ups and downs of getting along while going along. Dad Todd and Mom Sarah plot to fire a local police sheriff because he didn't carry through with a vendetta firing of Sarah's former brother-in-law! ((roll laugh track)) Meanwhile, daughter Bristol gets pregnant after having sex with her hockey-playing boyfriend in the back of a Buick LeSabre! Laughs for the whole family! ((roll laugh track)) But there's also a few touching moments, ((roll slow, melancholy theme music)) like when drug-using son Track signs up for the military. Get your Kleenex ready when you watch Mom Sarah wish her son good luck as he's sent to fight in a senseless war that she supports.

Laughs! Tears! Moose! The Palin Family - coming Thursdays this fall to NBC!

BE THERE!

((sign out with Sarah Palin's funny catch phrase: "In what respect, Charlie?" followed by laugh track))

[NYC_SKP]

1. Is there a grumpy uncle?

Uncle John?

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. And Negroes living next door?

[NYC_SKP]

9. Living downstairs in the basement...

Next door? Only if next door means, "next door in Canada"...

[jeff30997]

13. Or Russia.

Don't forget Russia.:)

[billyskank]

3. I love the way it is always important what make and model of car

that the sexual liaison happened in. :D

[jeff30997]

5. Of course it is!

If you're not precise enough everybody will think that you did it in that car:



But strangely enough you never hear people say: Hey,yesterday I fucked like hell

in a late 1970s MK IV British Leyland Mini 1000. :)

[OakCliffDem]

18. My I suggest a 4 wheel drive Ford F-250 that can hold six people?

[struggle4progress]

4. It needs cute nicknames for everybody: Piglips, Secesh, and so on

[jeff30997]

6. True!

So here they are:

Dad is Toad Mom is Nuts and Kids are:

Crack,Pistol,Pillow and Pippperoni. :evilgrin:

[DinahMoeHum]

7. Want more ideas for names? Play this name game below. . .

Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator:
http://www.politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html

:evilgrin:

FYG, my real name translated into Palinese would be: Staff Wrench Palin.

:rofl:

[DS1]

8. On the next hilarious show, Sarah investigates the upside down toe prints on Bristol's headboard!

[jeff30997]

10. At the begining of the show...

They will play the Adams Family theme song but replace Adams with Palin.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. With all sorts of behind-the-scenes hilarious Jesus-based verbal abuse, obscenity, and sex abuse

and hilarious Jesus-approved affairs by Dad, some with local boys ((roll laugh track))!! And the always hilarious constant barrage of Jesus-mandated racist comments (never the same one used twice in any show! ((roll laugh track))!!) and homophobis hate speech! ((roll laugh track))!! Laugh along as the family reminisces about the good old days when Matthew Shepherd got his Jesus-sanctioned ironic fence nailing! ((roll laugh track))!

[jeff30997]

12. Lol. It reminds me of...

that weird sitcom part in Natural Born Killer with Rodney Dangerfield as the Dad.

[BOSSHOG]

14. And there's the hilarity of stoning to death Walmart employees on the Sabbath Morn

as they head for work. Sarah could drop the stones from a helicopter. It would be a freaking ratings bonanza among the freaks amongst us.

[eppur_se_muova]

15. Remember, there actually was a "Carter Country" -- it could happen.

It introduced us to Vernee Watson, so it did serve some good purpose.

[Initech]

16. I came up with an idea for a game show - Are You Smarter Than Sarah Palin?

[Orsino]

17. Sit-trag.

Which, coincidentally, will be the names of the next two babies, to be added in season three as the ratings slump.

[Guava Jelly]

19. Episode 3

While aerial hunting wolves Sarah spots a Methlab,Wackiness ensues as she copes with various circumstances like getting the smell of meth fumes out of her hair,which dead animal to wear as a coat,and Meth stoned Wasillians .
Will Sarah shut down the Meth lab or say hockeypuck it and shoot a polar bear?
Tune in next thursday On NNNNNBBBBCCCC!!!!