CONFESS!! How are you erotic?

[pokerfan]

Some http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8011107">copycats write themselves.

[Dr. Strange]

1. I can hide a can of soda...

in my bellybutton. How erotic is that?

[Solon]

2. I had surgery on my tongue to make it stick out more....

does that count? ;)

[Writer]

3. In every way possible. n/t

[mcctatas]

4. Infrequently?

poor Mr mcctatas....

[BeachBaby]

5. Erotica is my middle name.

I plead the fifth on any further elaboration.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

6. I'd be glad to enumerate the ways but

we'd be here several days...

:shrug:

[Bucky]

7. I'm a walking turn on to all receding hairline fetishicists

Also weinerfans.

[pokerfan]

8. I would say that I'm more pornographic than erotic

:P

[derby378]

9. Considering that "poke" is an integral part of your name...

...how could you possibly go wrong? :rofl:

[pokerfan]

12. The Stockman’s Bar in Missoula, MT

(which is about three hours from here) is long and narrow. The first fifty feet or so is basically a liquor store. The next hundred feet or so is the bar itself. The rest of the room to the back door is filled with poker tables. They sell t-shirts that read:
STOCKMAN'S BAR
Missoula, Montana
LIQUOR UP FRONT
POKER IN THE REAR

[The Straight Story]

10. All I can say is....I have kept the same woman happy 10+years

:)

[elshiva]

11. BBW

[conscious evolution]

13. Whats the difference tween erotic and kinky?

Erotic is when you use a feather.
Kinky is when you use the whole bird.