if me and mr coffee lived in compton

[datasuspect]

i would want to kick it with him at the swap meet and get triple cheeseburgers.

this is a mr coffee appreciation thread.

y'all give props.

[Dr. Strange]

1. MrCoffee once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

But as he aimed, he thought, "Wait, where exactly is the Reno?" He didn't know the answer. So he shot him in the butt.

So, in summary, MrCoffee rocks mightily.

[datasuspect]

2. i heard these young dudes say

"vato, you won't believe what i saw, i saw these pack of guys and they act real hard. then mr coffee went in the trunk of his '75 eldorado convertible with chandeliers for headlights and started busting caps."

[datasuspect]

3. man, mr coffee is the shit

y'alls some fucking haters

[Phillycat]

4. If I weren't married, and he weren't married...

I would totally make out with MrCoffee.

That's the highest compliment I can give.

[kwassa]

5. but would you put cream and sugar in Mr. Coffee?

or just Sweet and Lo?

[Dr. Strange]

8. A shot of pumpkin spice syrup.

[Ptah]

6. I've got one of those small Mr. Coffee machines.

It does a fine job brewing coffee, but it doesn't pour very well.

Should I light up the torch and reshape it, or is there a repair
facility in my zip code?

[bridgit]

7. Javaman says, "Mr. Coffee's cool...for a kitchen appliance."

:thumbsup:

[MrCoffee]

9. that might be the nicest thing anyone's said to me all week...

right up until I read janesez's post.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

10. To the Coffeemeister

Dear Sir,
:headbang: We have not replied to each other in threads. However, it should now and henceforth be publicly known that I read and approve of your messages at the high rate of the 94th percentile. If you would be interested in raising that number, please contact me via the all powerful PM and I will assign you some posts for extra credit ;) Otherwise, feel free to ignore this message and PARTY ON ----> DUDE :yourock: