BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears says she's not a virgin!

[Sean Reynolds]

SNIP:

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Pop princess Britney Spears (news) has admitted that she had sex with former boyfriend Justin Timberlake (news) despite once vowing to remain a virgin until she wed.

SNIP:

"The most painful thing I have ever experienced was that breakup," Spears told W. "We were together so long and I had this vision. You think you're going to spend the rest of your life together. Where I come from, the woman is the homemaker, and that's how I was brought up -- you cook for your kids."

FULL ARTICLE HERE: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20030708/en_nm/people_spears_dc_4

I'm shocked :eyes:

Oh, and for what it's worth, I aint a virgin either. :D

[HEyHEY]

1. I know she's not....

;-) nudge nudge

[Sean Reynolds]

2. You wish!

:D

[HEyHEY]

4. I never was good at lying about sleeping with famnous people. n/t

bb

[Ashes]

3. I may be the only person on the planet

that - i swear to bejebious - has never in my life heard a britney song.
am I the only one?

[HEyHEY]

5. Welcome to DU

And you must be the luckiest person alive.

[wtmusic]

6. Is this really "breaking news"

or just a bad, bad pun?

[bluestateguy]

7. She is hated by the religious right

Supposedly she is a "bad influence" on young people and it's all her fault that girls dress and act slutty. Aren't these the same people who are all about parental responsibility?

[TankLV]

15. And dress their Jon Bennett Ramsey 8 year olds like sluts

in beauty pagents.

Real 700 club material.

[bluestateguy]

16. JonBenet was 6

And I do think Dr. Laura bashed the parents pretty good, but point well taken.

[Astarho]

8. So millions of people will have to adjust their sexual fantasies

I'm looking in your direction Mr. Dole.

[RobertSeattle]

9. I did not have sex with THAT WOMAN, Britney Spears

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[dragonquest8]

10. deflation....

[Ashes]

11. she's a damn liar

well, maybe not - we only had something other than intercourse.
(sometimes called nothing)

[GOPisEvil]

12. I'm shocked! SHOCKED, I tell you!

:o

/sarcasm

[Sean Reynolds]

13. I'm trying to find out HOW the hell this makes the front page of Yahoo!

HELLO.

[WindRavenX]

17. Beats me

And I am so not shocked that she isn't a virgin- like everyone on the frikkin' planet didn't know that! Jeezuz.
:eyes:

[TankLV]

14. Since before or after her "daddy spank me one more time" song?

Or was it "Daddy spank my baby butt behind".

Or other some such ridiculous (cute & innocent) title.

[Punkingal]

18. In my opinion.....

she's not a singer, either.