Post here to tell me why I should put you on my BF for life list

[RevolutionaryActs]

:*

I know you want to be my BF - just like.. uh.. some people? :shrug:



Hi Lynne. :hi: Can I be your BFF now? I copycatted you and everything! :rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

1. But I'm a girl.

:shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. Funny, I thought you were a robot?

:P

[Danger Mouse]

6. But...robots...can have genders...

I think...that's what Wall-e was trying to tell me... :hide:

[SPKrazy]

2. I am just an awesome guy

and should be your best friend for life because I will be there for you

:hug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. BF = boyfriend dork.

But I suppose your answer could still stand. :P

[SPKrazy]

9. yeah, I'm a dork

and your boyfriend

so there :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. You can't just declare it.

That's not how it works *stamps foot*


:P

[SPKrazy]

18. I'm too much of a dork to know

that I can't declare it :P

:crazy:

[Guava Jelly]

3. You should out of pity

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. And you have a nice butt.

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

11. ..

:woohoo: I'm in!!!! Yes!!

[flvegan]

8. The benefits you will undoubtedly reap.

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. Really?

I'm not so sure.. I think you'll need to prove it. ;) :rofl:

[flvegan]

13. See, that kind of response

is only going to lead to a "Deleted message" or locked thread.

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. It is?

*bats eyes*




:rofl:

[flvegan]

15. Your fluttering eyes have buttered many parsnips. I'm sure

To quote David Tennant.

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. I'm not sure what that means

:rofl:



BTW, did you have fun reading my most fabulous locked thread? :P

[flvegan]

20. I did, yes.

Those were the days. I'm sure I'd have been knee-deep in that thread, had I two hands free to type.

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. ......

I'm not touching that one with a ten-foot pole. :rofl:

[flvegan]

25. No? Oh, come on

touch it. Go ahead. Touch it.

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. Ooooh.

Does it grow if I do?

[flvegan]

30. Both

in length and girth.

This is going to get us both in trouble.

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. !

Why are you trying to get my nice innocent thread locked? :cry:



Naughty man! :spank:

[Mutley]

16. I'm not already on your BF list?!?

:cry:





:P



Wait... BF means boyfriend. I guess that wouldn't work unless I grew something verrry pertinent. :o

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. Silly, you're on the BFF list.

;)



You can grow those!?! COOL! :o

[Mutley]

22. Woohoo!

And yeah. It's like a superhero power. :rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. Interesting...

What's your superhero name then? :spray:

[Mutley]

26. Umm, Penis Woman sounds good to me.

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

29. Oh dear.

When I posted this thread I had no intentions for this to happen... :rofl:

[Mutley]

36. What, you haven't posted in the Lounge long enough

to know how easily these things happen?

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

41. Oh no.

And I never cause trouble either. O8)

[Mutley]

44. Don't even lie!

You've caused more trouble around here than I have. :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

46. It's my evil twin.

I swear. Scouts Honor!



Never mind the fact I was never a scout... :yoiks:

[Mutley]

47. I have evidence saying otherwise.

:o

[RevolutionaryActs]

48. You were filming that?

Oh shit. :hide:







:rofl:

[Mutley]

50. Of course!

What kind of stalker would I be if I hadn't filmed that?

[RevolutionaryActs]

52. It's true.

When stalking, one can't slack off. Even for a second. :D

[Mutley]

56. I know!

What if I missed you dancing naked in front of the mirror, or something?

:o

[RevolutionaryActs]

58. That would be tragic.

And I would be gravely disappointed in you as a stalker. :evilfrown:

[Mutley]

65. And DU would hate me

for not having it to post.


:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

68. Pffftt. they only pretend to care.

So, uh, no need to post those pics... heh heh.. ok? :o

[Debi]

23. Uh DUH!

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. As I said to SPK... BF = boyfriend dork.

:P




































Besides, where's my pony? :hide:

[Debi]

37. Uh...

[RevolutionaryActs]

38. Erm...

No?

[bluesbassman]

31. Intriguing offer...

And the benefits are?:think:

[RevolutionaryActs]

35. I don't know, but I'm sure there's something!

:shrug:

[Robb]

32. I'm already on the BFD list. Does that count for anything?

(shoves hands in pockets, kicks pebble)

[RevolutionaryActs]

34. Bad Folk Dancer List?

What does that have to do with anything? :shrug:


:P

[Robb]

39. Fear my quadrille

Fear it!

[RevolutionaryActs]

42. Damn.

That is a sexy hat. :wow:

[Robb]

49. It's not a hat, it's a bandage

...Looks like the Big Bird I had surgically implanted is slipping out again, too. :shrug:

[fizzgig]

40. i'm as big a freak as you?

:shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

43. HEY! I resemble that remark.

:dunce:

[arcadian]

45. dupe

delete

[billyoc]

51. Because I pay the rent on time and I'm always out of town.

:hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

53. Weee! Party at billyoc's!

:rofl:

[derby378]

54. Because I'm so gosh-darned cute

I'm still not as cute as my wife, though. She's hot. :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

55. There's something wrong with this post..

but I can't quite put my finger on it. :+

[derby378]

59. If you find out what it is, would you let me know?

I've had a chaotic week, and my brain is running on emergency power at this point.

[struggle4progress]

57. Cuz someday if you have a big wad of cash in hand, you'll be looking for somebody to lend it to

And then you'll be able to have me show up on your doorstep to ask for a ten grand loaner

Or you might never have had the experience of an old friend you haven't seen in years ringing your doorbell drunk at 3 AM when it's really just sort of inconvenient -- and that's a job I can probably handle

Do you want your own jacket in a Homeland Security cabinet, with transcripts of all your phone conversations? Just say the word!

[RevolutionaryActs]

70. Awwww now with an offer like that..

.. how can one accept? :crazy:

[struggle4progress]

72. Some women LIKE honest bad boys *sigh* So, OK, we try again:

cuz you can come over and see my Star Trek sticker collection?

[RevolutionaryActs]

73. Now yer talkin!

:bounce:


:7

[struggle4progress]

75. Whew! I wuz worried fer a minit there I wuz gonna hafta try out m'untested

"Urban pioneer lives in paper-mache yurt colony in downtown Cleveland" line

[RevolutionaryActs]

76. Paper-mache yurt?

That's hot. :rofl:

[struggle4progress]

80. Yeah, it is kinda hot. We shoulda gone with adobe cuz it's much cooler. But

the whole point was "Green Development." Green papier-mâché is doable but adobe only comes in brown

[RadiationTherapy]

60. I don't friend with you!

Kids serve no purpose to me.

[Robeson]

61. Because I can give you free tickets to NFL football games. And if you're not interested...

...in attending games, you can turn around and sell those tickets for a profit you'd never had if you hadn't had them.

So, I guess in short, me being a BFF would be highly profitable...:D

[Robeson]

82. I rescind my offer...

...anyone who want even accept free money, doesn't belong on MY bff...x(

[DarkTirade]

62. Well who says I WANNA be on that list?

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

63. You posted here, didn't ya?

;)

[DarkTirade]

64. Yeah, I was hoping the reverse psychology would work.

:P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

66. My dear Rev_Acts!

Because I lurve you! :silly: :crazy:

[RevolutionaryActs]

69. Awww I lurve you too Peggy!

:loveya:

[SPKrazy]

67. Because you love me more than

you love anyone else :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

71. But do I love you more than ice cream?

:shrug:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

74. well, hell !! erm...uhm...because...

I am truly harmless and mildly amusing :shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

77. And your avvie is purdy.

:D

[Tuesday Afternoon]

78. my avvie likes your avvie -- whee!!

bff? :bounce:

[RevolutionaryActs]

79. Of course!

:pals:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

81. it's a deal !!

:toast:

This might call for a new sigline :think: :D :hug:

[TrogL]

83. I'm naked

[sasquatch]

84. Hello!?

:D

[Fox Mulder]

85. I want to be on that list.

:)

Why? I don't know why. Why not? :D