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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-14-08 06:50 PM Original message |
Today I got a tract handed to me that said "You have five minutes to live" |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-14-08 06:51 PM Response to Original message |
1. To use the bathroom, or for a latte? |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-14-08 06:53 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Assumingly for a latte |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-14-08 06:54 PM Response to Original message |
3. because you needed to spend four of those minutes in line. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-14-08 06:56 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. By the looks of this non-elitist swine, he'd have no idea I'd be spending 80% |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-14-08 07:08 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. should've said, "I'd better get busy!" and pulled out |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-14-08 06:56 PM Response to Original message |
4. "Then I'm gonna come back and haunt your ass." |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-14-08 06:57 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. hahah |
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