If your meal is ruined by effete french intellectuals, do you complain to the manager?

[datasuspect]

they sit there reading weighty tomes by foucault and decrying logocentrism. the one guy said (in a maurice chevalier tone of voice), "ah am sew bohrrrred."

and what the fuck is up with smoking unfiltered Gitanes cigarettes in this day and age?

[skygazer]

1. I order more "Freedom Fries"

That'll learn 'em!

[regularguy]

2. I , for one, would continue to chain-smoke and

obsess over the minute details of my sexuality.

[mainegreen]

3. Odds are, the manager is an effete french intellectual.

They comprise 82% of the restaurant managerial population world wide.