I'm cracking open a beer before noon.

[Forkboy]

Sue me. :P

[Guava Jelly]

1. I am on my second.

It's shitty bud light.
And get this
I am also drinking on the job!
I hope I don't have to fire myself. :silly:

[Forkboy]

3. That's my kind of employment!

:toast:

[Guava Jelly]

5. It would be a shitload better if I could pay myself for it

I think profits are overrated.:dunce: :toast: and partay!!!

[DarkTirade]

9. Bud light?

You deserve to be fired for that... :P

[Guava Jelly]

22. Amen.

It beats Coors though.
In a way that is a silly argument because bear piss is still as nasty as ox piss. :crazy:

[DarkTirade]

23. Ewww, that's gross...

Coors. :puke:

[Guava Jelly]

28. Good thing I'm home now and cracked open a bottle of vino.

And I agree. Coors is piss.

[bicentennial_baby]

2. I may do that myself....Cleaning up for company

It's hard work. :P

[Forkboy]

4. Company shmompany.

I'm drinking cause I have tons 'o' music to catch up on, and the two go hand in hand. I didn't make it that way, it's just a universal law that all crazy music sounds better loud and drunk. :)

[buddhamama]

6. music must be playing then,...

i was gonna call, but i'll leave you to be you. :)

it is shame though, how you've corrupted gopsux.

:loveya:

[Forkboy]

7. There might be music playing.....

Just hooked up different speakers and someone has to test them. :P

Besides, my landlord went to bed finally and if I can't sleep neither can he.

And hey, GD-P corrupted gopsux...I'm a sweet, innocent being full of happy, peaceful thoughts for all.

:hide:

:loveya:

PS - this is what the alphabet would look like without Q and R.

PPS - Call tomorrow to see how hungover I am...but not TOO early. :D

[buddhamama]

12. 'early' is relative,

when you're up at four in the morning, 9am is late. :D

free the amoebas.

[Forkboy]

14. Well, considering that I'm drinking already I'll probably be in bed by 6.

I freed the amoebas..they had to split.

I kill me.

[Guava Jelly]

8. I was pure buddhamama.. Honest

Then I ran across forkboy in the lounge. Sigh..:rofl: :hi: you! :loveya:

[buddhamama]

10. oh, i know

you're pure as the driven (over with dirt trucks) snow. :D
one must be on guard when forkboy is near.
an added word of warning, forkboy has the bad habit of implanting cheesy songs in your head...

:loveya:

[Forkboy]

13. Projection!

I had to put music on right after we talked yesterday, Miss Know Every Bad Song Ever Made That Sticks In Your Head Like A Bad Sticky Thing. :)

[buddhamama]

15. yes,

but i know the good songs, too.

i am evil. :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

16. You know me far to well my friend

I have my own defense against cheesy songs
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Uh_aG5MzPVM

Listen to this thing three times and cheesy song is gone..Or is it replaced Hmmm??

[buddhamama]

17. muppets rule

i make cheese fun! :)

ask forkboy,
this song is great to dance to :D

http://youtube.com/watch?v=b_Lrh6z-VDc

[Forkboy]

19. See...you did it again!

:spank:

Now I need another CD. Curse you woman! :)

[Guava Jelly]

20. OMFG Bwahahahahah!

Gawd damn you are good!:rofl:
For some reason I now crave a Tuna Melt.
:D

[Forkboy]

11. I wuz framed I tell ya!

It's curtains for you, Rocky. Curtains!

[Guava Jelly]

18. Yikes!!!! Ummm

see ya.. :rofl:

[UndertheOcean]

21. dude ,

wanna get high

[Forkboy]

24. LOL

I can't mix weed and drink. I get the munchies too bad, and when I'm done eating I can't drink anymore. The burdens I have to carry. :)

[Ariana Celeste]

25. i've gotta have my coffee first ;)

[Forkboy]

26. Well hurry up! The beers are awaiting!

:toast:

Coffee and beer...perfect for those fans of urinating. :)

[Ariana Celeste]

27. indeed lol

an irish coffee would be nice but we're out of whiskey :P

:toast:

[jus_the_facts]

29. Oh...a drunken wise ass....

....wish I was there!! :D

[Forkboy]

30. Is there any other kind?

:P

:hi:

[jus_the_facts]

31. No...especially not in your case....

....I'll go file a suit against you...RIGHT FUCKIN' NOW! :D

[Forkboy]

32. It would be a relief to have a simple "drunken wise ass" case brought before the judge.

[Meshuga]

33. My wife chewed my ass

for opening a beer at 10 a.m.

Well, I had some homebrew that I was dying to try out. I was just tasting a half pint of stout. I wasn't getting drunk or anything.

[ulysses]

34. how you feeling now?

:D

[leeroysphitz]

35. Sounds good. I pour Jim Beam on my corn flakes in the morning.

Of course these days "morning" to me is between 1 and 4 p.m....