Post an unconfirmed rumor about another DUer here

[LynneSin]

We need to start some good gossip

madinmaryland actually works for DelDot at a tollbooth right over the border in Delaware

wannabegrumpy tries her darndest to be grumpy but fails miserably

midlodemocrat is the pre-cursor to the Anti-Christ

[datasuspect]

1. datasuspect was burt reynolds' stunt double in "Smokey and the Bandit"

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. LynneSin keeps baby pandas in her bathtub...

Her bamboo bill is astronomical and she's fast running out of credit...

[LynneSin]

7. All your Baby Panda are belong to us

[siligut]

34. Aw, “step away from the bamboo and put ur paws in the air”. nt

[ohiosmith]

3. Parche has an extensive Barbie Doll collection.

[JCMach1]

134. My GI Joe used to do very bad things to my Barbie

...I was a twisted child

[sarge43]

4. Parche was the pilot caught nikked 'romping' in the woods with the stew.

Bad Parche.

[WannaBeGrumpy]

5. MrsGrumpy has a crush on Tyra Banks...

...just sayin'

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. WannaBeGrumpy was actually arrested for throwing herself at Magglio

at Somerset Mall...

[WannaBeGrumpy]

11. Yeah ...you think the other night was my first brush with the law?

Think Again

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. I know things...you know... I know things that you don't even know that

I know... Yep, I know them. I'm a knower.

[WannaBeGrumpy]

16. and also you are just plain weird....

creep :hide:

[ScreamingMeemie]

20. ...and apples,they fall.

The fall from the trees that grow them. Only they end up bruised and ugly...unlike the beautiful tree. :P

[WannaBeGrumpy]

23. I hate you!!!!

FU TOM CRUISE FU!!! grrr

[LynneSin]

25. I think both of you need a time out

:grr:

[ScreamingMeemie]

26. She started it...with the Tyra thing.

That was our secret...I can't believe she would do that to me. :cry:

[lizziegrace]

103. you both

need a nap...

;)

[datasuspect]

8. LynneSin really lives in Manhattan

and works for Goldman Sachs as an Executive Vice President

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

117. that is true.

I saw her with my own eyes, as I have the title of President, and her (smaller) earnings and office are directly beneath mine.

[sasquatch]

162. Are you still working with those hosers at Fuse?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

165. nope

was there for a semester, and did a little work for them the beginning of this year, but i'm pretty much done there now. i miss it, but the network's changing a lot lately. people have been let go and that sort of thing. I thought I wanted to go back next fall, but it seems a little unreliable to depend on the show I worked at even still being there.

[LaraMN]

9. Ohhhh.....

swimboy never posts anymore because he's too busy with his band of traveling minstrels who perform acoustic covers of Wham! songs.

Bibaby and Sniffa have pawned all their worldly possessions to buy a HUGE ass salt water aquarium and are trying to grow a "SpongeBob" in it.

Matcom is trying to patent "manpris", capris for men. They come in a variety of slimming floral prints and retro-80's acid wash designs with several pounds of hand-beading and embroidery.

Ocelot is breeding a rare variety of low-flying pigeon that produces ten times the typical amount of fecal matter. She plans to release them during the upcoming Republican National Convention in Minneapolis.

The whole Lounge is conspiring against me to prevent me from being able to acquire a box turtle. I don't even have any pets at all! You guys are jerks!

[LynneSin]

15. Box Turtle - are you engaging in Box Turtle Lust??

It's that damn California Gay Marriage thingie ain't it. Cornyn and Santorum were right!

[LaraMN]

22. Well, it must be SOMEBODY'S fault!

I was standing in my driveway and all of a sudden I thought, "I want a box turtle".

Those kinds of thoughts don't just come from nowhere!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

10. Turtlensue has an unrequited love crush on Baltimore Orioles owner Peter Angelos

[racaulk]

14. Wow! Jinx!

See my post below...

Get out of my head!!! :hi:

[madinmaryland]

17. Actually it is these two gentlemen....

:hide:

[TZ]

42. Dead to me! Dead dead dead!

Madinmaryland loves the Redskins and things Tony Romo sucks ass!
AND he thinks the Nats are the best baseball team EVAH!

[racaulk]

12. turtlensue has a crush on Rick Astley.

Heh heh... ;)

[TZ]

39. you'll pay for that!

:mad:

[Name removed]

67. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[lost-in-nj]

74. WTF!?!?!?!

:scared: :scared: :wow: :wow:



IBTL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



lost

[siligut]

95. I know!

You are braver than I. Hell, I was afraid to post and cause anyone else to look! Some things I just don’t want to see.

[Dr. Strange]

96. Aw crap!

What did I miss?

[siligut]

99. I wouldn't think you would've missed it too much.

An older human female sans clothing and happily giving a wide showing. The red cowboy hat is probably what put it over the edge. I was going to tell you not to look, but it was gone by the time I started to post.

[TZ]

106. I missed it too

I guess there was a good reason my work filter blocked it....

[SPKrazy]

166. I am rumorless

:shrug:

because there is nothing that can be said about me that hasn't been said already? :shrug:


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl:

[madinmaryland]

98. What'd I miss, Gorn??

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. LaraMN actually died in a tragic vacuum cleaner accident last night...

and it's actually her deranged neighbor posting today...

[LaraMN]

24. Hah!

There probably is an ample supply of deranged neighbors to suffice!

[madinmaryland]

19. LynneSin hates Cowbell.

:hi:

[siligut]

21. Don't tell the traffic cops but...

Hypnotoad has a Real Doll {video}, but he only uses it to take advantage of the DOT HOV lanes. He hasn’t been pulled over yet.

[SOteric]

27. Rabrrrrrr does not accept safe words.

[Rabrrrrrr]

101. OMG!

:blush:









:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That's perhaps one of the most perfectly funny things I've ever read.

[SOteric]

28. MrsGrumpy writes fan mail to Brett Favre.

[ScreamingMeemie]

145. It was once...

...and he never wrote back. :cry:

[SOteric]

29. Matcom wears pink bunny slippers

even during a passionate night with the Mrs.

[Midlodemocrat]

31. And as we both know, whoisalhedges, doesn't.

[SOteric]

37. Right. He's into the aligator thong and fuzzy pink mask.

Which might actually make a nice combo with the bunny slippers in some twisted fashionista's worst nightmare.

[siligut]

30. khashka believes the Mentos commercials and always carries a roll. nt

[DarkTirade]

40. .... who doesn't?

:P

[siligut]

47. DarkTirade was licking toads and his tongue cramped and became stuck in the extended position.

The photos he posts are from last year, but he is scheduled for surgery the beginning of June. Best of luck to you Dark Tirade.

[DarkTirade]

48. ... how did you find out?!?!

:cry:

[siligut]

52. Dark Tirade uses the crying emoticon all the time in an attempt to gain sympathy.

Why don’t you make yourself useful and go write some music?


I think I will stop, I am feeling like a big meanie now. Here, have a Mentos, and please stop crying. :hug:

[DarkTirade]

56. *sniffle*

*lip wobble*

But the Mentos makes it all better! :P

*edit* Ironically, I was just in the process of editing a bass part I was writing/arranging and I had just hit 'print' then switched windows to look at this post. :P

[crim son]

116. I KNEW there was a reason

I couldn't understand him on the phone!

[Bake]

32. Actually, I have it on good authority that LynneSin and madinmaryland

Are actually sock puppets for Midlo ... and that Midlo actually is the author of the brazillion joke.

Bake

[LynneSin]

36. and she's the pre-cursor to the Anti-Christ

scary ain't it

[SOteric]

33. Midlo spends the entire day in pajamas.

[Midlodemocrat]

35. That happens to be true.

:rofl:

[SOteric]

38. So that's one confirmed rumour!

Yes!! *pumps fist*

[DarkTirade]

60. Addendum: Midlo's pajamas and birthday suit are one and the same.

:P

[TZ]

41. Racaulk

is a closet Toby Keith fan! AND he thinks the brazillion joke is the funniest thing ever...

[racaulk]

68. OK, now THEM'S fightin' words!!!

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

78. And he hates Captain Janeway!

[racaulk]

84. That's it! I challenge you to a fight!

[Dr. Strange]

90. Huh. That's not what my game looks like...

[racaulk]

91. .

:spray:

[DarkTirade]

111. ... but what's the point of a game where everybody wins?

[TZ]

43. DuStrange hates numbers

and thinks 2+2=5.....:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

82. DuStrange's Theorem: 2 + 2 = 5

Proof (Radiohead, 2003)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lstDdzedgcE
QED

[madinmaryland]

44. turtlensue owns a ouiji board and holds daily seances.

:hide:

[TZ]

45. Ya know...

That might hold more water if you spelled it correctly..Ouija board.....He spelled it ouiji in case of sneak edits...

[madinmaryland]

46. Hmmm. I recall you spelling ouja yesterday!!1!!

:hi:

[Ariana Celeste]

49. I hear Oedi sleeps with a stuffed bunny

[Rhythm]

163. ...

zOMG!!11!1! I WANT on of those...

[Fire Walk With Me]

50. That wine box is actually filled with Starbucks.

A little-known shameful secret.

[DarkTirade]

51. ... my world view has just been shattered.

[Fire Walk With Me]

54. Don't sit down just yet.

California Peggy is a huge Malcolm X supporter. You should hear the venom in hear voice when she's at marches...

[DarkTirade]

55. ... well that doesn't really surprise me.

:P

[Fire Walk With Me]

57. That's not the rough part.

She actually doesn't support him; she's just looking for someplace to fit it. It's heart-breaking.

[DarkTirade]

58. Awww, that's so sad.

[Fire Walk With Me]

New rumor: Dark Tirade is terrible at sarcasm.

You heard it here first. ;)

[DarkTirade]

112. ... goddamnit, at this rate I won't have ANY secrets left...

:cry:

[Fire Walk With Me]

113. Sorry, but it's not very secret

;)

[lost-in-nj]

53. Sasquatch is really

a teddy bear...



and madinmaryland really wants to live in Jersey


lost

[Gormy Cuss]

59. Ava and WritingIsMyReligion had a fist fight in the parking lot of WannaBGrumpy's school.

It had something to do with WBG's offer of a free MP3 player. Both Ava and WIMR spent the weekend in jail.

[KitchenWitch]

64. and it is no fair, WBG only got a citation!

[madinmaryland]

61. lost-in-nj really is lost in nj!!

[Inchworm]

136. The problem is that she is still just lost in the grocery store

Once she gets out all is ok.

:yoiks:

[charlie and algernon]

62. kitchenwitch actually likes the Cleveland Indians

[TZ]

63. No, better than that

KW actually likes the Detroit Tigers.....:P

[quip]

147. The correct low blow would be accusing her of liking the Chicago White Sux

[KitchenWitch]

158. exACTly!

:hi:

[PVnRT]

65. LynneSin actually hates Led Zeppelin, and, in fact, is a huge Kenny G fan

It's on the internets, so it's true!

[LynneSin]

66. I could kick your ass for that one

:scared:

[PVnRT]

100. Really? Don't tease....

[TrogL]

69. Skinner and I are eloping

Don't tell CraftyGal or she'll want in on it.

[racaulk]

71. I hope you don't have to deal with any homophobia while you're gone.

Skinner won't know how to deal with it.

[LynneSin]

73. I bet you just decided to do that after the California gay marriage ruling

Up until then you and Skinner were a bunch of macho hetereos who grabbed your crotches and watched ball games and after the ruling **POOF** you two caught the gay and decided to get married.

:eyes:

[TrogL]

77. No, we've been dating secretly for years

The time I banned him was a lovers' tiff.

[racaulk]

70. turtlensue has a burning itch...you know, down "there"...that she can't get rid of.

Also, 47 cats live in her house.

[TZ]

72. Well of course you know that....

I got that burning itch from YOU don't you know!!!:evilgrin:

[racaulk]

75. Hot damn!!!

:woohoo:

:spank:

[Dr. Strange]

80. Athlete's foot?

Oh noes! The horror!

[TZ]

85. Thats cause Racaulk has a foot fetish.....

:rofl:

[racaulk]

88. Oh yeah...gross, crusty, itchy, burning feet turn me on. Yeah, baby!

:rofl: I found this picture of your foot on my camera:

[racaulk]

86. That's not the "there" I was referring to, but yeah, she has that too!

:rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

76. Lionesspriyanka is really the "Get a brain Morans" guy

for real

[La Lioness Priyanka]

79. ...

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

81. NewJeffCT is that woman with the Purple Heart Band-aid

[Beer Snob-50]

83. Skinner has a Don't blame me I voted for Bush bumpstickers on his SUV NT

[Dr. Strange]

87. siligut invented telemarketing.

She has your phone number; she bides her time, waiting for you to sit down to dinner...

[siligut]

93. We use a very organized system.

Several servers and we dial out at two day intervals, just because people are usually home between the hours of 5 and 7 pm, doesn’t mean they are eating. Actually Memorial Day is a very good day to sell our high quality herbal supplements, talk to you soon!

[Dr. Strange]

94. As soon as I hear the phone ring...

[siligut]

97. No problem, all my telemarketers have been trained to leave long detailed messages on your answering

machines.

[Dr. Strange]

89. When temeah becomes king...

he plans to implement a nipple-hoarding policy, keeping them all to himself.

[DarkTirade]

102. Every time there's somebody who doesn't get the point of the thread...

we're supposed to make stuff up, not report facts! :P

[lost-in-nj]

104. I saw your subject line

and thought you were going to say


An Angel gets their wings!!!!!


:rofl: :rofl:


because

that would be A LOT of angels!!!!!!




lost

[quip]

149. Nice post, Capra!

:hi:

[quip]

150. All your nipplez are belong to me!

It's good to be the king!

[TZ]

151. temeah's just a big boob...

Oh wait....:rofl:

[quip]

152. I wish!

:P :hi:

[Dr. Strange]

92. DS1 has just signed on as campaign coordinator for Ralph Nader.

He'll be coming around soon looking for donations.

[Broken_Hero]

105. fishwax....

is secretly a Oklahoma State football fan...

[Broken_Hero]

107. Orrex...

actually hates Star Wars...he pushes the meme that he loves the flicks, but he actually despises them...

[DarkTirade]

108. I knew there was something off about that guy...

[BlueIris]

109. RetroLounge and I are having a torrid affair. Some of which is on the Internet.

I knew I never should have agreed to that web camera...

[khashka]

110. KitchenWitch is a dwarf

and she lives in her parents' basement.

Khash.

[KitchenWitch]

159. Oh MAN!

:P

[MilesColtrane]

114. Temeah was actually breast fed as an infant.

So his nipplecentric view of the cosmos actually comes from being abducted as a child by a roving band of gypsy plumbers.

[TZ]

133. Once again this is supposed to be a rumor thread...

Not post the absolute truth thread....:rofl:

[quip]

144. I had a sinking feeling this truth would come to light.

Now I just go with the flow... :hi:

[crim son]

115. JerseyGirl wears her college boyfriend's underwear

for those "special moments." nudge, nudge

[orleans]

118. orleans is a thread killer.

...oh.
wait....

[Wetzelbill]

119. CaliforniaPeggy enjoys shooting rats down at the dump for fun.

[khashka]

122. Nah, she strangles 'em

then cooks them for dinner for her husband (who isn't really her husband, they've just been living in sin).

Khash.

[Wetzelbill]

123. well yeah, but what you said is confirmed

We know that for sure. But what I said, that's still unconfirmed, although, I am pretty sure it's true.

[SeattleGirl]

120. Damnit!!! Nobody EVAH posts an unconfirmed rumor about me!

:stamps feet:

:P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

121. SG

is a closet Yankee fan........

[SeattleGirl]

125. OMG!!!!

Ya rat bastid! :spank:

:rofl:

[lizziegrace]

135. Ouch!

:P

[Wetzelbill]

124. SeattleGirl hates Ichiro

I am dead.

[SeattleGirl]

126. Yes you are!

:rofl:

[sarge43]

143. Ask and you shall receive.

SeattleGirl is Paris Hilton's girltoy.

[SeattleGirl]

157. ROFL!

:rofl:

[khashka]

127. SeattleGirl is neither.....

a girl or live in Seattle. He's an FBI agent trying to entrap us with kiddie porn.

Khash.

[SeattleGirl]

128. Dayam! Nailed me!

:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

129. khashka once thought I was a girl and hit on me on a thread

:rofl:

Wait... why the hell am I laughing?

[khashka]

132. Wetzellbill only pretends to like girls

He has a thing for me and has been in a deep depression cuz I won't date him.

Khash.

[Wetzelbill]

130. SeattleGirl thinks both Jimi Hendrix and the Space Needle are overrated.

[SeattleGirl]

131. Well, dang it, they are

NOT!!

:spray:

[BarenakedLady]

137. Inchworm never wears pants

Oh wait, you said "unconfirmed" rumor...nevermind.

[TZ]

138. I thought that was MonkeyFunk....

:D

[DarkTirade]

139. I think that could describe a lot of DUers.

[Inchworm]

140. Hey!

It's twoo! It's twoo!

*looks down*

:blush:

[BarenakedLady]

141. Put on some damn pants!

:rofl:

[Inchworm]

142. No wai!

Then I'll feel motivated to clean or cook or, or, or sumptin.

It is so funny that I'm sitting here sipping my coffee wearing a t-shirt and a flannel shirt... but indeed no pants.

:blush:

EDIT: TMI

[TZ]

148. ...

This post is useless without pictures.....:evilgrin:

[ScreamingMeemie]

146. WannaBeGrumpy makes plans to see family movies without her family.

[Chan790]

153. Chan790 is relieved he has not been mentioned.

Oh...wait...That's pretty confirmed.

[TZ]

156. Chan790 is a humorless

person who spends time reading the Bible...better?
:evilgrin:

[Chan790]

164. The last time I touched a Bible...

nothing happened. Why would something happen? :shrug:

Actually I do read the OT quite often...some of the stories are pretty good.

[SoxFan]

154. Zanne had an illicit relationship with Grovelbot

[Midlodemocrat]

155. Chan790 refused to send me a Venti Iced Latte

even AFTER I did him a HUGH favor.

x(

[Chan790]

161. I did not...

I merely pointed out that milk beverages shipped long distances under uncontrolled conditions might set off bio-weapon-sensor equipment.

Tell me... do you want agent Mike knocking on your door wanting to interrogate you about terra plots and your shipment of bio weapons? I didn't think so.

And that problem worked out nicely...the right people ended up together. Too bad I have to get one of them fired tomorrow because it's either me or her. She simply won't do her job and I'm being blamed for it and now have to have a disciplinary hearing with the district manager.

Unfortunately, further, my own dating problem has not worked out at all. (That deserves and is getting it's own OP though.)

[KitchenWitch]

160. sniffa actually hates feet.