children really do say some funny shit

[Maine-ah]

I was working last night, and a table of mine was getting ready for dessert but one girl didn't finish her dinner and her sister said (about 5-6 years old, btw)

"if you don't eat your meat, how can you have any pudding?"


:rofl:

[WannaBeGrumpy]

1. ahahahaha

freakin hilarious...:rofl:

[applegrove]

2. A nephew of mine was in the car with his brother and mother as they

drove past a hospital with a "helipad". The older one said "what is that for". My nefphew said " Oh - --- don't be sp silly. How do you think they get the dead people up to heaven!!!".

It always makes me laugh whenever I think of it.

[Maine-ah]

3. lol,

you'd think with the name like "helipad" it would be taking you somewhere else...

[applegrove]

15. LOL!

[av8rdave]

4. The title of this thread...isn't that what Art Linkletter used to say?

[Maine-ah]

5. I wish I could edit the damn title, it doesn't read right.

x(

[UndertheOcean]

6. I don't get it , wh is that funny ?

[Chan790]

8. It's a famous line from a Pink Floyd song

and I think it was in the film as well.

[UndertheOcean]

9. and ? I still don't get whats funny about it .

[ghostsofgiants]

10. Because it's a 5 yar old making a Pink Floyd reference.

[UndertheOcean]

11. why is that funny ?

It's not like pink floyd invented that phrase

[ghostsofgiants]

13. Because 5 year olds aren't generally into Pink Floyd so it was unexpected.

[Maine-ah]

12. it's from Pink Floyd.

The Wall

which is not something you'd expect a 5-6 year old to be able to quote from.

Another Brick in the Wall Part 2 (Waters) 3:56

We don't need no education
We dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

We don't need no education
We dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

"Wrong, Do it again!"
"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you
have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
"You! Yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still laddy!"

[GreenPartyVoter]

17. oh, now I get it!

[GOPisEvil]

7. Now if she'd said it with the headmaster's accent, that would have been funnier!

:D

[mokawanis]

14. It gave me a good laugh

Here's a clip from Linkletter's show Kids Say the Darndest Things:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im58XcqDu9M

[Midlodemocrat]

16. My 6yo niece routinely cracks me up with stuff like that.

:rofl:

[YDogg]

18. heh