OK, what on earth did the poster of the following ad mean by "personal use"?

[KitchenWitch]

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/fur/686114714.html

:wtf:

:scared:

:puke:

[mcctatas]

1. and why the hell is it still in the plastic?

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Personal... plastic...

KINKyyyy. :D

[JTG of the PRB]

2. I believe that, in this case, "personal use" means...

SCREWING!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF SCREWING!!!

:bounce: :woohoo: :bounce:

[khashka]

4. That usually refers to

drugs or sex toys. I think they meant it was intended as their bed, not a guest bed or a bed in a hotel room. Weird way to put it. Maybe it was a sex toy?

Khash.

[nomorenomore08]

5. And what's with that incoherent run-on sentence at the bottom?

First it's some shit about "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" characters, then it switches gears into... something...?

[begin_within]

6. They are just trying to differentiate it from "commercial use."

[KitchenWitch]

7. Would that be with "consenting adults"?

[mcctatas]

8. "commercial use"...

What are they advertising? ;)

[quip]

14. His name is "John"

[harmonicon]

9. that wasn't even my favourite part

I like that they've "decided to upgrade"!!!

[KitchenWitch]

10. Yeah, that one jumped out at me too.

What the hell does "decided to upgrade" mean?

:rofl:

[harmonicon]

11. gold piping? NT

[Tuesday Afternoon]

12. I am screwn --

Help me. I don't think the ad is weird at all.:shrug: Personal as opposed to commercial use (hotel or rooming house) and they have decided they want to get an even BETTER bed. Not only do I get it. HELL! I am downright jealous :yoiks:

[quip]

13. Water sports!

:scared: :P

Welcome back, Kitch! :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

15. I clicked on my posts and saw this reply... I totally knew it was you!

:rofl:

[quip]

16. I would hate to disappoint!

:rofl: :hi:

[av8rdave]

17. Means he planned to use it at home - not in the whorehouse he runs on the side

That, of course, would be commercial use.

[TZ]

18. I've so totally got the perfect Youtube for this..

But I can't post it from work..However if you search for Chasers try out a bed..you ought to be able to find it..You'll love it KW....

[KitchenWitch]

19. ...

:spray:

[ScreamingMeemie]

20. Kick