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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 10:37 PM
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Liquor or Lick Her
Choices, choices
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 10:40 PM
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1. Well, you could do one before the other...
but you don't want to be so drunk as to lose coordination.
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OmahaBlueDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 10:45 PM
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3. Often, one before the other is a necessity
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crimsonblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 10:40 PM
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2. liquor THEN lick her.
that's usually how it goes in my household.
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deucemagnet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 10:54 PM
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4. I hardly know her.
Yes, I know it's an old corny joke, but I thought I'd get it out of the way early. :P
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 10:59 PM
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5. My dear MrScorpio!
IBTL, baby!
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 11:00 PM
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6. Option 2
:D
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 11:08 PM
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7. The Stockman's Bar in Missoula has a slogan
"Liquor in the front, poker in the rear."
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Rhythm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 11:08 PM
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8. flip a coin to decide which comes first...
:evilgrin:

IBTL
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 11:11 PM
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9. they usually go together NT
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