I think I'm going to be sick. Dubya action figure in an aviator suit

[chrisesq]

Tom Tomorrow wonders if it also comes with a 1/6 scale tube sock.

May not be that great of a gift after all, disappears after about a year and resurfaces as a coked up alcoholic.

(Reposted from the Gen. Discussion)

http://www.kbtoys.com/genProduct.html/PID/2431939/ctid/17/place/aguc?_ts=y&ls=collect&_e=3f326&_v=3F32631CnGYOa6F929CBE986&_ts=y

[trumad]

1. snarf

[flamingyouth]

9. More like ... BARF

UGH

[NJCher]

10. Maybe the dog would like to chew on this?

Last night I was writing here about how the republican party is the party of geegaws and bells and whistles. Gimmicks. Now this, an action figure of the coward who ran on 9/11 and dodged VietNam and who went AWOL from even the cushiest of assignments.


Cher

[Bob3]

23. they got the blank expression down pretty good.

I wonder - will they be sending one of these to the families of the men and women who have died since this idiot stunt?

Just a thought.

[lcordero]

2. Now they need them to make a Hague court house with either an

electric chair or gallows.

[cmf]

3. I've just lost my breakfast.

:puke:

[peekaloo]

4. Elite Farce!

betcha Chris Matthews has one!



hmmmmm....there's a rate this product section at the bottom of page.........}(

[zbdent]

7. Wouldn't surprise me if his was smelly and covered

with a brown substance after repeated application.

[leftist_rebel1569]

5. I want to cry....

:(

[trof]

6. It was only a matter of time.

maroons

[Aristus]

8. Pull the string on his back and nothing but funny noises

comes out of the mouth. They're all lies anyway. And batteries or no batteries, you can't get the thing to work for the whole month of August. And when you really NEED your George W. Bush action figure for some serious combat, he'll be nowhere to be found.

And he's less plastic than his real-life counterpart.

[MaineDem]

11. I was hoping this was a joke

Wait, in essence it is!

What a disgrace!

[arcane1]

12. available 9/15/03

right after the 9/11 extravaganza...

:puke:

[cjbuchanan]

13. Wait a moment

Why is his crotch so small? I thought he was "packing."

Another Bush illusion busted.

[JHB]

14. Carpe Dolly!

Photoshoppers, many your workstations!

Now taking orders for the entire line of G. W. Bush INaction Figures!
Get:

The 9/11 edition (it stares blankly, then "gets out of harm's way")
The Tax Cutter Edition (in cheerful Deficit Red ink)
The Crawford Edition (with talking cow)
...

Keep'em coming folks!

[MuseRider]

15. Every veteran should

do whatever needs to be done to get rid of this abortion. He deserts and gets this? You just had to know this was going to happen.

[tsakshaug]

16. product review

there is a product review button at the bottom of the page. I added my review. Hope all of you do too

[JHB]

Sorry, but...

...you have to leave your e-mail address, and I get enough junk as it is.

[tsakshaug]

22. one trick i use

I have a yahoo mail account that I never check. use that Email for stuff like this

[ewagner]

17. Oh God, its not a joke....

this is just sick.

:puke:

[Twenty3]

18. OMG the possibilities

:salivating:

:evilgrin:

[JHB]

20. Yes, Twenty3 sees!

The parody & perversion possibilities are endless!

[OneTwentyoNine]

44. Heh he...that was my first thought....

Some photoshop work on the pic...A few other things... Heh he....


David

[Kathy in Cambridge]

19. I'll put him in the kitchen of my niece's dollhouse

bent over the table with little lines of baking soda and a doll-sized beer. Should be a big hit at Christmas!

[GainesT1958]

25. "G.I. Dub", huh?

All I can say is, "Bring him on!" :nuke:

Hey, where is the name patch on the front of his flight suit that says "A.W.O.L."? :eyes:

And where's the companion "Chip" Rove action figure ready to stuff socks down G.I. Dub's flight suit crotch at a moment's notice? :D

B-)

[bif]

21. You've got to be kidding me!

Hel! This country has gone insane.

[Arbustosux]

24. Just like the Ken doll....

I am sure it is "anatomically correct"!!

[Career Prole]

38. Anatomically correct? Let's see...

'Unit' noticeably absent?...check!
Head hollow?...check!
100% corporate fabrication?...check!
It's anatomically correct alright!
Hmmm...are there any other outfits, or is it only available in Fascist Posturer?

Rick

[notadmblnd]

47. Incredible!

[mrfrapp]

26. Does it Melt?

.

[Gato Moteado]

27. do they have accessories like.....

....the skull and bones basement hideaway where the bush action figure lays naked covered with nazi memorabilia?

do they have a victor ashe doll as well?

[Nicholas_J]

28. Hmmmmm

Brown Shirt and Swastika armband not included?

[Not a robought]

29. Cool! I'm going to tell people I got one!

Then when they come over to look at it, I'll tell them, "It's AWOL, I haven't seen it. I have no idea where it's gone."

[newyawker99]

30. Ewwwwwwwwwww!!! A Shrub doll!!

Disgusting!! :puke:

[tuck]

31. "Actual figure may vary slightly from item shown"

yeah, it'll include his soiled undies from the carrier landing....."gee, captain, doesn't that deck look a little short?"

[MattPSU]

32. Sent product review

"1/2 star (Very Poor)

If the makers of this disgusting doll are truly committed to 'realism and exacting attention to detail' they should include in every box copies of 1st Lt. George W. Bush's Texas Air National Guard military records from 1972-1973 which reveal his suspension from flying status and his unaccountable disappearance (AWOL) for the better part of a year."

[ewagner]

33. Did you see what the box said????

GEORGE W. BUSH
PRESIDENT/NAVAL AVIATOR
By no stretch of even the most active imagination is he a NAVAL AVIATOR!!


Worse yet, the description says that he "overflew the carrier before landing it on the deck......

Revisionist history? No, just plain bullsh**!

[SyracuseDemocrat]

34. It is absolutely shameful

I am disgusted at KB Toys for selling this product. Maybe the CEO is friends with Bush...

[SoCalDem]

35. I'm waiting for the Ballet Georgie doll

[CatWoman]

36. I like this outfit better

[GOPisEvil]

37. Will they come out with a * doll in an orange jumpsuit?

:evilgrin: Wishful thinking I know, but it feels GOOD!

[SoCalDem]

39. More "outfits" available here....

Get the photoshoppers busy.. I posted a thread with the orange jumpsuit.. I would buy THAT doll :)




http://www.adventure-gear.com/joe_cloth_menu.htm

[geniph]

40. I figure anything that takes money

out of the pockets of anyone dumb enough to buy this kind of crap is a GOOD thing. Keeps 'em from donating that money to fascist groups!

[Avalux]

41. I'm going to buy one

and a GIGANTIC box of pins. Stick one right in his crotch for starters. :evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

42. agh god

:puke:
I am sure they had Hitler dolls in Germany too,

[Darranar]

43. Ah, yes...

I must join your :puke: ing.
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Pert_UK]

45. I prefer the DANCING DUBYA doll I got in China......

No picture here, but from the "Soldiers of the World" series, you can buy a 12 inch Bush doll in uniform. When you press a button he gyrates like an imbecile to some shitty dance music.

Saddam Hussein comes in the same series....

F*cking hilarious!

P.

[Rhiannon12866]

46. Didn't these idiots read about the fallout after this stupid stunt?

I did like your comment, though. LOL! Welcome to DU, chrisesq!:hi: This is certainly a popular thread!

[carols]

48. I'm going to get one and pretend he is in Iraq

by putting him in the litter box...the alpha male cat is smart as a whip - he'll know just what to do with it...

[Rhiannon12866]

49. LOL! Don't upset the poor kitty! n/t