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Greyskye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 04:24 PM
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The Dating Persona Test - which type are you?
http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test


I saw this after taking the Geek, Nerd, Dork test. And wanted to procrastinate a little bit more. :D What type is everyone else?

Your results are in! ...you are...The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)

Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships—as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.

Your exact male opposite:
The Billy Goat - Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

Always avoid: The Nymph (DBSD)

Consider: The Window Shopper (RGLD), The Peach (RGLM)
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 04:46 PM
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1. I took it then the site wanted a pile of personal stuff...Sorry...No Thanks.
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Greyskye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 04:47 PM
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3. You can completely skip that page.
Don't fill out anything, and just hit 'next'.
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 04:46 PM
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2. The Gentleman.......

Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced.
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Bennyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 04:57 PM
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4. Loverboy!
Goodie!
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 05:03 PM
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5. Playboy
The Playboy
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM) Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're The Playboy.

You're spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.

It's obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you're after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you're straight up with potential partners. And if a guy you want isn't into something casual, it's no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with him. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.

If you're feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there's a possibility of rejection.

Your exact male opposite:
The Mixed Messenger

Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer
Always avoid: The Playboy (RGSM)

Consider: The Bachelor (DGSM), The Poolboy (RGSD)
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RainDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 05:31 PM
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6. Sonnet
I didn't give them my email, etc. and it still did computation. I didn't even answer one question b/c I couldn't answer it in the way it was worded... I couldn't say sacrifice should be all one person or the other.

Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
The Sonnet

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

Your exact female opposite: Genghis Khunt (Random Brutal Sex Master)

Always avoid: The 5-Night Stand (DBSM), The False Messiah (DBLM), The Hornivore (RBSM), The Last Man on Earth (RBSD)

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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 07:06 PM
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14. Genghis Khunt?
:rofl:

Cool, I just expanded my vocabulary.

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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 05:35 PM
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7. Deliberate Gentle Love Master
Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.

We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You're just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.

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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-14-08 02:12 PM
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37. Me too!
:hi:

it's weird, though, cuz I've been married for like, 15 yrs!! :D heheh.
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 05:48 PM
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8. The Peach
Edited on Thu Mar-13-08 05:49 PM by AZDemDist6

The Peach

Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)

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Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.

You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.

Your exact female opposite:

The Nymph

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Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

Always avoid: The False Messiah (DBLM)

Consider: The Loverboy (RGLM), The Playboy (RGSM), The Boy Next Door (RGLD)

Link: http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'>The Online Dating Persona Test @ http://www.okcupid.com/match?kw=singles'>OkCupid - singles
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 06:03 PM
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9. DGLM --
The Maid of Honor-Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM) Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.

We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You're just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.

Your exact female opposite:
Half-Cocked

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer
Always avoid: The False Messiah (DBLM), The 5-Night Stand (DBSM), The Vapor Trail (RBLM), The Bachelor (DGSM)

Consider: The Gentleman (DGLM), someone just like you.
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 06:11 PM
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10. The Priss!

The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD)

Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.

Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.

These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.

You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.

Your exact female opposite:
The Playstation


Random Gentle Sex Master

ALWAYS AVOID: The Playboy (RGSM), The Loverboy (RGLM)
CONSIDER: The Manchild (RBLD)
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 06:50 PM
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11. The Boy Next Door


Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)

The Boy Next Door

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.

Your exact male opposite:
The 5-Night Stand
Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

Always avoid: The Nymph (DBSD)

Consider: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), The Peach (RGLM)


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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 06:58 PM
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12. The Vapor Trail


Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)

Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?

What about now?

Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.

You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:



Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.

FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.

Always avoid: The Intern (DGSD), The Maid of Honor (DGLM)

Consider: The Sudden Departure (RBLM)


Your exact male opposite:

The Backrubber

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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 07:01 PM
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13. Who can resist that?
:shrug:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 07:22 PM
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18. I would imagine a lot of people
especially with THAT graphic :crazy:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 08:14 PM
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24. It's no worse than mine.


A real beauty, that one.
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 08:16 PM
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25. yeah, that was a bad move on their part
don't they know that we vapor trails (am I the only person who thought it was some not-so-veiled fart joke?) are just about the last people in the world to have a moustache?
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laylah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 07:09 PM
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15. Windowshopper! nt
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 07:09 PM
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16. I'm the Freaken Boy Next Door...
The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
The Boy Next Door

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.

Always avoid: The Nymph (DBSD)

Consider: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), The Peach (RGLM)
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 07:27 PM
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20. See, that's a good one
I don't wanna date a manchild. :P

I think this is sweet. :-)
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 07:28 PM
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21. On paper
Sweet don't get you laid :mad:
Thank you :loveya:
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 09:50 PM
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29. Me, too.
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-14-08 02:55 PM
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40. And you're a sweetie too
:hug:
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-14-08 02:59 PM
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41. Thanks.
:hug:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 07:11 PM
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17. The Battleaxe - oh dear
The Battleaxe Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLM) Sharp. Hardened. Dominating. The Battleaxe sweeps all before her, smiting and what not.

You've had a number of serious relationships, so you obviously have many attractive qualities. You're well experienced in dealing with other people's weirdnesses, and it's likely you're good in bed by now, too. Also, like the drunken housewife chucking Heinekens at her no-good husband, you've got a lot of energy.

People can tell you're sophisticated, and so you find yourself the object of infatuations quite often. But it's how you handle yourself in your relationships that gets you the 'brutal' tag. Controlling? Imperious? Overbearing? Yes, please.

Remarkably, you don't mind the same from your men. You've experience enough to take whatever you dish out. Overall, you're a very good person and a capable lover, and when the time comes you'll make a fine divorcee.

Your exact female opposite:
The Nurse

Random Gentle Sex Dreamer
Always avoid: The Poolboy (RGSD)

Consider: The False Messiah (DBLM), someone just like you.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 07:22 PM
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19. bwahahah
I love it!

:thumbsup:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 07:35 PM
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22. Lovahboy
Loverboy- Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM) FACT:You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word "sammenschaft") as "eternal togethermanship".
Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships—as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.

Your exact male opposite:
The Billy Goat

Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer
Always avoid: The Nymph (DBSD)

Consider: The Window Shopper (RGLD), The Peach (RGLM)

:hi:
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 08:09 PM
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23. dear lord
The Vapor Trail
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)
Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?
What about now?

Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.

You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time.
Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.

FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.

Your exact male opposite:
The Backrubber

ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern (DGSD), The Maid of Honor (DGLM)
CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure (RBLM)

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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 08:25 PM
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26. Loverboy!
Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships—as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.


I think there's some truth to that. :)
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 08:40 PM
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27. The priss
Yep, that's me - distant and composed...:spray: :rofl:
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RainDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-13-08 09:40 PM
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28. that's what I thought too, when I saw mine
composed? conscientious? careful? put a lot of thought into romance? how'd they get that one anyway... cause I don't want to have sex with a dozen men on the same night? (I know, how bourgeois of me) how about scatter-brained, procrastinating and avoidant, daydreaming math phobe?
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 12:32 AM
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42. I am very expressive
and wouldn't know composure if I fell over it, which I'd be likely to do considering I'm about as graceful as a drunken cowboy.

I do scatter-brained very well, too!

I am honest, though, and perceptive; so I guess there's a grain of truth in it...:hi:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-14-08 03:14 AM
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30. uh huh
:D :hi:
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 12:33 AM
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43. Hey you!!!!!
:loveya: :hug: :hi:
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-14-08 03:46 AM
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31. I am the...
The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
The Sonnet

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

Always avoid: The 5-Night Stand (DBSM), The False Messiah (DBLM), The Hornivore (RBSM), The Last Man on Earth (RBSD)

Consider: The Loverboy (RGLM)

Your exact female opposite:

Genghis Khunt
Random Brutal Sex Master
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-14-08 07:31 AM
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32. I go all the way through that thing and then..
the "type this as you see it box" is nothing but a red x and I can't get my results.


So what I am is a little pissed.
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Greyskye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-14-08 10:24 AM
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33. you can just skip that step...
...not fill out anything on that page, and hit 'next'.

Sorry you went through all that for naught! :hug:
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bikebloke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-14-08 11:12 AM
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34. The Boy Next Door
Edited on Fri Mar-14-08 11:13 AM by bikebloke
The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
The Boy Next Door

(It doesn't look promising)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.

Your exact male opposite:

The 5-Night Stand
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

Always avoid: The Nymph (DBSD)

Consider: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), The Peach (RGLM)

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suninvited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-14-08 11:13 AM
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35. DGLD
The SonnetDeliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD) Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

Your exact female opposite:
Genghis Khunt

Random Brutal Sex Master
Always avoid: The 5-Night Stand (DBSM), The False Messiah (DBLM), The Hornivore (RBSM), The Last Man on Earth (RBSD)

Consider: The Loverboy (RGLM)
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Q3JR4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-14-08 01:54 PM
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36. Okay, I'll bite...
Your results are in! , you are...


The Backrubber
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)

Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.

We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating him nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.

Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You'd enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON'T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a man, and let things take their course. If he wants you, great. If not, that's fine too.

Though you're not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you'll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.

Always avoid: The Loverboy (RGLM)

Consider: The Playboy (RGSM)
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libodem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-14-08 02:27 PM
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38. The window shopper
Random Gentle Love Dreamer. Interesting.
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ceile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-14-08 02:54 PM
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39. Random Brutal Sex Master
Bow before me! :rofl:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 12:46 AM
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44. The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.

Your exact male opposite:

The 5-Night Stand
Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

Always avoid: The Nymph (DBSD)

Consider: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), The Peach (RGLM)




Duh. :)




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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 12:47 AM
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45. Finally got an answer
The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
The Sonnet

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.



Always avoid: The 5-Night Stand (DBSM), The False Messiah (DBLM), The Hornivore (RBSM), The Last Man on Earth (RBSD)

Consider: The Loverboy (RGLM)
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TimeChaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 12:48 AM
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46. I got The Sonnet
The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
The Sonnet

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 01:07 AM
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47. The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
The Slow Dancer

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.
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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-15-08 01:12 AM
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48. The Peach!
:rofl: yeah right!

The Peach


Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)
The Peach

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.

You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.

Always avoid: The False Messiah (DBLM)

Consider: The Loverboy (RGLM), The Playboy (RGSM), The Boy Next Door (RGLD)
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