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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 10:38 PM
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Lost Your Virginity? Look Behind the Refrigerator
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Champion Jack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 10:43 PM
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1. What about ...
In the refrigerator?
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Andy_Stephenson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 10:43 PM
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2. Some people Keep it stored in a tupperware....
container to keep it fresh. But I can't see how it would wind up under the fridge...Virginity does not require referigeration. Unless you never want to loose it then it is best kept cold.
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liberalmuse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 10:54 PM
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3. I'm a born-again virgin...
I cleaned behind the fridge awhile ago, and there it was, my virginity! I had to scrape it up with a putty knife...or maybe it was just a partially melted Skittle stuck to the floor?
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