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jgraz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-10-08 10:31 PM Original message |
Post your favorite "groaner" joke |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-10-08 10:32 PM Response to Original message |
1. That was bad. |
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Spiffarino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-10-08 11:21 PM Response to Reply #1 |
7. Humperdinck? |
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bbernardini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 08:24 PM Response to Reply #1 |
43. Perhaps you can play a game of Haydn Go Seek. |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-12-08 02:20 PM Response to Reply #43 |
50. My best, and most successful attempt at fooling someone |
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Thurston Howell III (576 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-10-08 10:38 PM Response to Original message |
2. Fabulous!! |
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jgraz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 12:59 AM Response to Reply #2 |
16. Here's my favorite "people go to heaven" story |
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Thurston Howell III (576 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 01:14 PM Response to Reply #16 |
26. . |
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mokawanis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-10-08 10:48 PM Response to Original message |
3. So this horse walks into a bar, |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 07:14 AM Response to Reply #3 |
25. A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender |
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Robb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 03:58 PM Response to Reply #25 |
32. A grasshopper walks into a bar |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 04:07 PM Response to Reply #32 |
34. A nun, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 10:40 PM Response to Reply #34 |
47. A young Texan walks into a bar and orders a drink. |
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youthere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 05:08 PM Response to Reply #32 |
38. A priest walks into a bar... |
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youthere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 05:02 PM Response to Reply #25 |
37. Bear walks into a bar... |
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TheMightyFavog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-10-08 11:09 PM Response to Original message |
4. Here's mine... |
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Spiffarino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-10-08 11:20 PM Response to Original message |
5. Worst riddle ever. |
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Manifestor_of_Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-10-08 11:20 PM Response to Original message |
6. The hunter that lived next door. |
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Spiffarino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-10-08 11:23 PM Response to Original message |
8. What do you call... |
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Hand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-10-08 11:25 PM Response to Original message |
9. So Paris Hilton walks into a bar... |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-10-08 11:27 PM Response to Original message |
10. that stupid Brazillion joke |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-10-08 11:31 PM Response to Original message |
11. I love it! Knock knock! |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 01:17 AM Response to Reply #11 |
20. That one made me ROFL! |
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bbernardini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 08:25 PM Response to Reply #11 |
44. Brilliant. nt |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-10-08 11:53 PM Response to Original message |
12. The Mahatma |
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FlyingSquirrel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 01:14 AM Response to Reply #12 |
19. Dude that rocks! |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-10-08 11:57 PM Response to Original message |
13. This rare, remote tribe had the unusual tradition of electing their king |
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ncabot22 (425 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-10-08 11:57 PM Response to Original message |
14. Why don't cannibals eat clowns? |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 12:06 AM Response to Original message |
15. Why did the monkeys stop playin poker in the jungle? |
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Manifestor_of_Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 01:07 AM Response to Original message |
17. There was a man who got himself a clone. |
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Mendocino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 01:14 AM Response to Original message |
18. What did the snail say while riding |
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FlyingSquirrel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 01:20 AM Response to Original message |
21. Bear walks into a bar and asks for a beer. |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 01:21 AM Response to Original message |
22. A frog hops into a bank |
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Capn Sunshine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 01:32 AM Response to Original message |
23. So , little Tommy has to describe his fathers job to the class.. |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 01:33 AM Response to Original message |
24. delete ---dupe |
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SKKY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 01:22 PM Response to Original message |
27. Have you heard the news??!! Archaeologists have discovered a brand new tribe of... |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 01:28 PM Response to Original message |
28. What's brown and sticky? |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 02:01 PM Response to Original message |
29. So a baby seal walks into a bar... |
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nomorenomore08 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 02:53 PM Response to Original message |
30. My favorite knock-knock joke: |
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Merrick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
31. Why did the talking dog smoke so many cigarettes? |
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Merrick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
33. What did one chromosome say to the other at the dance? |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 04:27 PM Response to Original message |
35. The Hunchback of Notre Dame |
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mak3cats (489 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 04:31 PM Response to Original message |
36. Hear about the two antennas who met on a roof and got married? |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 05:49 PM Response to Original message |
39. Did you hear about the seventh-grade geometry teacher who was busted at the airport? |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 06:32 PM Response to Original message |
40. Once in a land far, far away |
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bbernardini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 07:36 PM Response to Original message |
41. Dick the Bartender and the Walnut Daiquiri |
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 07:57 PM Response to Original message |
42. I'm looking for the man that shot my paw |
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Auggie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 08:49 PM Response to Original message |
45. Roy Rogers went into town to buy some new shoes. |
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grannylib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-11-08 10:28 PM Response to Original message |
46. When geese fly in formation, why is one side of the V longer than the other? |
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Manifestor_of_Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-12-08 01:23 AM Response to Original message |
48. Two men in a bar.... |
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Manifestor_of_Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-12-08 01:24 AM Response to Original message |
49. Did you know that |
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trueblue2007 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-12-08 02:23 PM Response to Original message |
51. Lizard's PEE-PEE JOKE |
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