Warning: Do NOT mess around with a Pittsburgh woman when she's drunk and/or pregnant!

[Bunny]

Last night I posted this:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7471835

Today, we have this little gem:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7471835

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Police: Pregnant woman, denied drink, attacks bartender.

A woman who is seven months pregnant is accused of smashing a beer bottle against a bartender's head after she was refused another drink.

Police say 30-year-old Keisharra Abercrombie of Rochester assaulted the female bartender on Saturday after being told she shouldn't be drinking alcohol.

Police say Ms. Abercrombie also smashed a glass over the bartender's ear and head.

Authorities say the bartender's ear was partially detached. A surgeon in Pittsburgh used two staples and 28 stitches to reattach the top of the ear.
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The women around here are just nuts!!! :crazy:

[redqueen]

1. Jesus!

:scared:

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Good thing he didn't call her a

Well... you know.



:scared:

[redqueen]

3. Pfft...

I'd have laughed at her.

(It was a GIRL bartender. :P)

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Ah

Well... guess it would've been okay, then.



:shrug:

[redqueen]

6. What would've been okay?

Refusing to serve her?

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. No

Nemmind. I'm worried about where this is going.

[redqueen]

8. Hahahaha...

well, if it's not that, then it must be the other... and that would have been just dumb coming from either sex.

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. But... but... but...

Oh! I know!



What if Jane Fonda were the bartender?



:D

[redqueen]

10. !

I'd call her a cunt, too, and then high-five her! :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. k, now that that's settled...

:yoiks:

[tigereye]

4. woah!

that is very sad. Bad for everyone concerned.


:hi: Bunny!

[Bunny]

20. Hey girl!

:hi: back!

Yeah, it's sad all around, innit?

[tigereye]

31. personally if someone wants to have the occasional glass of wine

I think that's their business. I didn't, but I wouldn't lecture someone who did.


But fighting with the bartender when you are that far along.... not good.

[Richardo]

11. You know Bunny, reading your subject line, one might wonder if you were trying to tell us something

:evilgrin:


On another note: Rochester!!!



Oh nostalgia...baby Richardo lived in that double-row of buildings in the upper center :hi:

[Richardo]

13. PS: Both your links go to the fake leg beating story

:)

[Bunny]

16. D'oh!!!

:blush:

Here's the correct link:

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08046/857764-100.stm

:hi: babe!

[Bunny]

17. I thought about you when I read that it was in Rochester!

I was sure you were born there, or lived there, or something.

Oh, and BTW, I may be drunk a lot but I am most assuredly NOT pregnant! Not unless Christ Himself is coming back and I'm the Chosen Vessel! :rofl:

[JVS]

12. YINZER NATION!

[Westegg]

15. See ya rawn dawntawn...

...ya jag-off!

Go Stillers!

(And here's one for yuns ole'er Stiller fans: "Git Stawt Awt!")

[Bunny]

19. Stout QB'ed the only Stiller game I've ever seen in person.

Our boys won, but Cliff sure stunk up the joint, didn't he? :hi:

[Westegg]

29. Git Stawt awt! ( I say again.)

[Bunny]

30. *giggle*

:hi:

[Bunny]

18. One more time:

Represent!!!

[cloudbase]

21. If I didn't read the article,

I'd have guessed Bloomfield.

Well, it is Pittsburgh, the city of my birth. I remember Roy Blount's book "About Three Bricks Shy of a Load" where he describes the 'burgh as a good place to walk down the street and have somebody offer to whip your ass for you.

I guess things don't change all that much.

I grew up in Oakland, BTW.

[rug]

22. To think, this state will decide the nomination.

:yoiks:

[Bunny]

24. .

:woohoo:

[Quantess]

23. charged with "reckless endangerment"

to whom...the bartender, or her fetus? Oh well, I'm sure she'll be a terrific mom to her fetal alcohol baby. :eyes:

[miss_american_pie]

25. Hey!

Speak for yourself! :D :hi:

[Bunny]

26. Pie!!!!

How you doin', girl??? Good to see you! Made any pierogies lately?

:hi:

[miss_american_pie]

27. Hi!

Eh, haven't made much of anything lately, but I have a terrible gob craving and a birthday coming up... :D

[Bunny]

28. Gobs!