So I totally missed the SOTU speech last night - can anyone sum it up in 100 words or less?

[LynneSin]

:shrug:

[SPKrazy]

1. Obama didn't shake Hillary's Hand

seems to be the most newsworthy thing that came out of it :eyes:

[zanne]

9. Audible fart from Hillary...

Hey, I can make up this stuff, too!:hi:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

2. Bullshit

I can make change...I owe you 99 words.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. lies, lies and some codeword republican speak.

[mainegreen]

4. "I did it for the lulz! k, thx, bi!"

[suninvited]

5. Hillary forgot to wash her hands and

Obama didnt want any part of that and that is about all I know

[Cabcere]

6. I missed it too, but I'll give it a shot anyway:

My fella 'Murkans

terra terra terra

9/11 Saddam 9/11 dictator 9/11 freedom 9/11 Iraq...9/11

terra terra terra

economy good/strong

terra terra terra Iran

fight them over there so we don't have to fight them over here

terra terra terra Iran

freedom democracy

terra terra terra 9/11 terra 9/11 terra

enemies of freedom

terra terra terra

snowflake babies

terra terra terra



...am I missing anything? :shrug:

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. Mockery.

Repeat that word 99 more times and there you have it.

[madinmaryland]

8. I wasn't in a drinking mood, so I watched the folks on TLC blow up stuff.

:shrug:

[azmouse]

10. I'm sure it went a lot like this:

Of course, I should admit that I didn't watch it. Can't stand the sound of the Chimp's voice.

[BlueIris]

11. Bush, half-drunk, warbled through "patriotic" platitudes and then bailed.

Oh, and Cheney looked like death warmed over (god bless the VP and give him long life, though, anyone, ANYONE who might be reading this).