How do you feel about loud eaters?

[sniffa]

Poll question: How do you feel about loud eaters?

My god, my coworker that I share an office with is eating lunch right now, and she's so loud about it. This is the loud coworker I've complained about in the past, but recently her eating has become obnoxiously loud.

Is it too much to ask other humans to chew with their mouth shut, and quit slurping, and making other noises?

[racaulk]

1. Loud eating is my biggest pet peeve!

The worst is people making smacky noises with their mouths because they can't chew with their mouths closed. UUUUGGGHHH!!! I'd rather hear nails on a chalkboard.

[Tektonik]

2. I used to be a loud eater

but my mom told me to fucking close my mouth when I eat :(

[AlCzervik]

3. the same way i feel about people who chew with their gaping maws open, ick.

[sniffa]

4. Gaping Maw

That always cracks me up. :rofl:

Seriously though, I'm just waiting for her to start belching and farting next.

[AlCzervik]

6. thats just nasty, my Mom's would have kicked my ass if i ever exhibited manners like that.

[LibraLiz1973]

5. Major MAJOR pet peeve of mine

I go loco

[Pierre.Suave]

7. The question I have always wanted to ask them was...

Do you have a momma? yes? Did she teach you any manners?

I am unsure how well that would be received though.

[LeftinOH]

8. Allowed heaters? Why shouldn't people be allowed heaters? It's January!

Oh... never mind.

[Sugar Smack]

9. OMG! Welcome back!

:hi: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: That cracked me up.

[cboy4]

23. ........

:spray: :spray:

[Sugar Smack]

10. ODIOUS- only thing worse is doing it on the PHONE.

:grr: :nuke:

[bicentennial_baby]

11. Heehee, I'm a gonna do it to yoooooou....

:rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

14. OH, using Doritos or carrots I'll bet!

EEEEVIL!!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

16. And I'll slurp soup tooooooo!

:evilgrin:

:rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

17. Oh, GOODY!

Don't forget to smack your lips afterward and go, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

:loveya: Boy, do I LUUUUUUUUUVS you!

[bicentennial_baby]

19. And I wuv you soooooo!!!

:loveya:

[AlCzervik]

20. gawd my sister does that all the time, she actually calls while she's stuffing her gullet

"how about you call me back when you're done eating, huh?"

[stuntcat]

12. can't stand it

chewing and munching noise is gross, I don't like the "mm mm m! this is lip-smackin yummy" sounds either.

[Rambis]

13. two friends I will not eat with

they smack their food so loud it is maddening and I refuse to listen to it. They have to make a concerted effort to masticate that loudly.

[Ellen Forradalom]

15. Grounds for divorce

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. They're not human.

There's a properly human way to eat, and there's an animalistic way to eat.

[CreekDog]

21. What about the option, "They slurp" ???

and i'm against the death penalty...life without parole.

[Fleshdancer]

22. death is the only solution I can come up with

gluing their lips shut is just too time consuming.

[bigwillq]

24. I eat loudly sometimes

Usually when I am really hungry or when I am in a hurry.

[Arugula Latte]

25. I picked "they should be sentenced to death" but now I'm 'fraid

that Elad and Skinner are gonna ban my ass because they're all-seeing and know who picked what poll choice. :scared:

Loud food sounds do make me want to pick up a bowl of hot soup and throw it in the face of the offender, though. x(