Let's recast an unnecessary remake!

[MonkeyFunk]

as best you can.

Gone with the Wind:

Reese Witherspoon as Scarlett.
Queen Latifah as Mammy.
Ewan MacGregor as Ashleigh.
George Clooney as Rhett.
Wanda Sykes as Prissy.


Wizard of Oz:

Lindsey Lohan as Dorothy (Yes! I really think she'd be good!)
Jim Carrey as the Scarecrow.
John Goodman as the Cowardly Lion.
Ewan MacGregor as the Tinman.
Glenn Close as the Wicked Witch.

[Capn Sunshine]

1. Casablanca

Johnny Depp as Rick
Naomi Watts as Ilsa
Matt Damon as Victor Laszlo
Steve Buscemi as Ugarte
Harrison Ford as Captain Renault
Jack Black as Signor Ferrari
Alan Rickman as Major Strasser
Ice Cube as Sam

[Bicoastal]

2. Lindsay Lohan?!

Have you heard her voice lately?

She couldn't sing a note...needs to lay off the smoking, booze, drugs, etc.

[Capn Sunshine]

3. So switch out Hannah Montana

it's a hit! This will be HUUUUUUGE

[Kucinich4America]

4. How about the EVIL Wizard of Oz?

Ann Coulter as Dorothy
Chimp W. Bush as the Scarecrow
Dick Cheney as the Tinman
Mush Limpdick as the Cowardly Lion
Barbara Bush as the Wicked Witch

[Arkham House]

5. A new "Chinatown"...

...Johnny Depp as Jake...Drew Barrymore as Evelyn Mulray...and--dare I say it?--Jack Nicholson as Noah Cross...

[LynneSin]

6. Easy Rider

Will Farrell as Captain America
John C Reilly as Wyatt
Vince Vaughn as Jack Nicholson

Yeah - it's a movie that shouldn't be re-made!

[terrya]

7. The worst remake of Citizen Kane you could imagine:

Tom Cruise as Charles Foster Kane

Julia Roberts as Emily Norton Kane

Katie Holmes as Susan Alexander Kane

Brad Pitt as Jedidiah Leland

And...they get to get made up in old timey makeup, thus assuring them of Academy Award nominations!

[DS1]

8. 400

John Goodman ... King Leonidas
Kirsty Alley ... Queen Gorgo
Val Kilmer ... Theron
Danny DeVito ... Dilios
Drew Carey ... Captain
Kevin James ... Stelios
Ron Jeremy ... Astinos
George Wendt ... Daxos
Wayne Knight ... Ephialtes
Charles S. Dutton ... Xerxes