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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 10:51 PM
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Have you ever bought or leased a new cat?
I recommend leasing - when you get bored after 3 years you can turn the cat in for a newer model.
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 10:53 PM
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Yeah - like it won't find its way back
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 10:53 PM
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1. We lease to own.
Actually, they lease to own us.

Sometimes they stay, sometimes they just visit.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 11:21 PM
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2. I had a Cat once. My friend and I squirted some model airplane fuel in it's butt.
Geez...the Cat ran around for 10 minutes at full speed, then stopped.
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Kitty was fine...just ran out of Gas...
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