OK I love my sister.... dearly

[lost-in-nj]

but

when she calls its like the Spanish Inquistion....

Hi lost

hi sister

(sister)what did you do today...?
nothing, went to the firehouse for the funeral
(sister) how was that?
pretty emotional
(sister) how was the family?
I don't know I just stood outside as they passed by
(sister)well, were they crying?
I don't know.....
(sister) were there alot of people there???
looked like alot....
and on and on
then

(sister)how is (name here) could be anyone..
they don't feel good
(sister) whats wrong with them?
sore throat
(sister) when did they get that?
I don't know
(sister) how long have they been sick?
A few days
(sister) did they go to the Dr.?
I don't know
(sister) are they taking medicine?
I don't know
(sister) ok well I'll talk to you tomorrow

meaning at least 4 times.....


this is a scaled down version of the questions I get from her....
she reads our local Funeral home web page for people she knows.....
if some one our age dies... she calls me and asks if I knew them

because the NAME sounds familiar....



ugh


rant off :)



lost

[Parche]

1. So what is your sisters name Gorn?

lost-in-ny?

:shrug: :hi:



found sister

[lost-in-nj]

3. no

Lost-in-PA!!!!!!!!

lost

[Blue-Jay]

8. Gorn?

[lost-in-nj]

12. Parche is mean to me

isn't he???

lost

[Blue-Jay]

15. I'm certain he does it with a wink.

;)

[Whoa_Nelly]

2. Is she lonely?

Lost! :hi:

[lost-in-nj]

5. She might be....

but with hubby and 2 kids
and an ugly pug.... she has things to occupy her time!!

:hi: Whoa_Nelly

on edit: she has a full time job at Altria....
and that takes alot of her time to.....
lost

[SPKrazy]

4. you could call her and start asking her questions

and see what she does...

:P

:hi:

[Parche]

7. you are mean

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:
:P :P :P :P :P

[texas1928]

6. Me - "Do you know who died today?"

Them - "No?"

Me - "Whole bunch of people."


I do this to my mother all the time. When she calls and has to tell me about someone I did not know dying.

[lost-in-nj]

11. bad texas1928

:spank:


:rofl: :rofl:

lost

[redqueen]

9. Hahahaha... maybe she should be a reporter?

Oooh I know... make stuff up!

[lost-in-nj]

13. OH YEAH!!!!

sounds like a plan!!!!!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

lost

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. When my sister calls, it's like the phone has diarrhea.

[lost-in-nj]

14. pfffffft

:spray: :spray:


lost

[LisaM]

16. I was visiting a friend in NH once - his brother-in-law was like that

"So, where do you live now?"

"Is it an apartment or a town house?"

"Are you on the ground floor?"

"Do you have a patio?"

"Do you and your roommate share a bedroom?" (Answer was no).

"Does he have his own room or sleep on a foldout couch?"

I finally concluded the guy just wasn't incapable of making real conversation since his questions had very little point and he didn't seem particularly interested in the answers. It was his way of being polite.