Are you ready? World Orgasm Day is Friday!

[ohiosmith]

Ladies and gents, get ready to get frisky because this Friday is World Orgasm Day. That's right, according to the official World Orgasm Day website, amorous folks the world over are encouraged to engage in the horizontal hanky panky on the same day across the globe.

Specific encouragement goes to people in countries with weapons of mass destruction and places where violence is used in place of mediation. But the purpose of the day isn't to get your rocks off (although that is certain to happen) but to effect positive change in the energy field of the earth. Sounds a little Zen for sex but, rest assured, it's all in the name of peace and pleasure (as only The big O can bring). The motto of the day? "More-gasm, not Wargasm!"

The day works like this: people from all over the world are encouraged to synchronise their orgasms at the exact moment of the Summer Solstice, which Down Under occurs this Friday at 5:08pm. This is supposed to bring positive energy to the earth, promote peace, engender empathy, compassion and love, and even combat global warming. "The planet needs a rest from all our other desires," reads the site, "so what better way to get us to take a rest from over-consumption than an orgasm?" Amen to that ...

more: http://blogs.smh.com.au/lifestyle/asksam/archives/2007/12/world_orgasm_day.html

[Bucky]

1. This post is offensive in the way it excludes frigid DUers from having a voice.

Why do you hate frigid people?

[ohiosmith]

2. Nice post Frosty.

[redqueen]

18. I'm frigid and I'm not offended.

:shrug:

[plcdude]

29. now I know

that is not true oopps now I have heard that is not true.

[redqueen]

31. Things change.

[plcdude]

32. or

so it appears at times that things change for as much as things change they also stay the same. Let yourself go.

[Pierre.Suave]

3. Didnt we have one of these...

A few months ago?

[ohiosmith]

5. No. That was Lounge Orgasm Minute.

[Pierre.Suave]

7. no no

we have that once an hour around here.

[ohiosmith]

9. Not officially.

[Pierre.Suave]

13. you didnt get the memo?

I will get my secretary right on that...

[ohiosmith]

16. Nice post Chauvin

[Pierre.Suave]

43. LOL

are you calling me a chauvinistic pig?

:P

[LeftyMom]

4. In honor of WOD, I'm registered at Babeland. nt

[Pierre.Suave]

11. Me too

I love me some babes...

:evilgrin:

[BurtWorm]

6. No pressure, woo-woo guys. No pressure...

Okay, synchronize your penises.

[FloridaJudy]

12. BWAhahahahahahah! Snort.

:spray: :rofl:

Good one!

[Parche]

8. I Can Only Make it on the Sperm Of the Moment

Females wear your squirts, I mean skirts, for this explosive time. :hi:

[Bucky]

15. Oh, come on! Who wood make a Freudian slip about this important day.

It's time for you to get a grip!

[madinmaryland]

10. Nice post, Dr. Ruth!

[flvegan]

14. I'm warming up right now.

Gotta stretch. Don't wanna pull something.

[Inchworm]

17. Noted

:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

19. Well that's no good.

How am I supposed to participate in that?

[BarenakedLady]

20. Woohoo!!!

Oh wait....

x(

[Inchworm]

23. I am reading the fine print

I think you can still participate :D

Flirt- Flirt- Flirt :loveya:

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

26. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

not.the.same.

:P

:hi:

[Inchworm]

27. hehe

How are you this fine day?

Looks like the snow has stopped for you. Did you make snow angels?

:hug:

[BarenakedLady]

28. fine

yes. no

:P

[plcdude]

35. call me

will do it by phone.

[lost-in-nj]

38. I hear ya!!!

:(


lost


One is the loneliest number
on WOday......




:rofl: :rofl:

[plcdude]

40. you can always

share it with someone.

[billyskank]

41. I know

Blows, doesn't it?

:hug:

[AllegroRondo]

21. Do I need a partner, or can I participate solo?

and if I do need a partner, are there any volunteers?

[MissMillie]

22. let me get this straight... not only am I being asked to participate...

but you want me to synchronize my orgasm?

:wtf:

it's bad enough I'm going to have to handle the situation on my own.... but at a certain time?

[Orrex]

24. Come one, come all...

:evilgrin:

[BlueIris]

25. I'm on it, Chief. I will think special, special thoughts about World Peace on Friday.

Woo hoo! Now that my interest in orgasm is finally starting to come back, (so to speak) this might be possible.

[plcdude]

30. I'm practicing

maybe I should I do two-a-day practices

[GoddessOfGuinness]

33. Fuck-in Friday

:rofl:

[Bake]

34. Casual Sex Friday?

:rofl:

Bake

[FredScuttle]

36. Whoops....I celebrated today

is that "premature celebration"?

[lost-in-nj]

37. WHY.. WHY

am I not suprised you know this......

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

you beat Parche to it


lost

[skygazer]

39. I've been training all year

I'm ready! :bounce:

[plcdude]

42. I like that

spirit!

[derby378]

44. Sorry, folks...

I konked out long before the main event, so I only dreamed I celebrated Global Orgasm Day.

[Arugula Latte]

45. Doesn't it seem like the pre-holiday foreplay gets longer and longer every year?

I mean, you start seeing dildos and vibrators in the stores around Halloween time! And then all the orgasmic moaning over the store intercoms and songs like "Oh Come, All Ye Faithful" -- Sheesh! Also, I've blown a wad ... of cash on it already.

[hippywife]

46. If we keep kicking this back up,

how many people can we convince that it's every Friday? :rofl:

[Xipe Totec]

47. I can't wait to see it arrive... n/t