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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-16-07 02:22 PM
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Ack, I think I found a keeper!
Edited on Sun Dec-16-07 02:25 PM by HEyHEY
Took a date to a party last night. When we were in the liqour store, choosing our weapons, she went straight for the Jack Daniels. Then she Threw em back like there's no tomorrow. Way faster than I could have. Time to book the church!
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Solon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-16-07 02:38 PM
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1. Definite marriage material. n/t
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-16-07 02:45 PM
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2. Be a hell of a wedding if her family is anything like her
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Solon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-16-07 02:48 PM
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4. At least they won't be boring, I remember my sister's wedding...
Edited on Sun Dec-16-07 02:48 PM by Solon
Everyone got smashed, it was a blast!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-16-07 02:47 PM
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3. Perfect woman or raging alcoholic? You make the call, on the next Montell
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-16-07 02:57 PM
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5. That's redundant
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-16-07 03:04 PM
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6. If you say so. But if it turns out this one has deep seated issues, then you have a problem
You'll need to go to Damaged Goods Magnets anonymous
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-16-07 03:48 PM
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10. OOOHHH I know.... I gave up my practice last year
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Fran Kubelik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-16-07 03:04 PM
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7. You went out with my mom???
:mad:
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-16-07 03:23 PM
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8. Hurry up and marry her...
the alimony payments are killing me.

PS: Don't let her anywhere near the still, or any open flame for that matter.
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-16-07 03:45 PM
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9. I'll believe it when I see it
;)
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-16-07 03:49 PM
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11. I swear!
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-16-07 03:52 PM
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12. Uh huh
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-16-07 04:05 PM
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13. Actually, she kinda looks like you
;-)
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-16-07 04:10 PM
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14. I didn't say you don't have good taste in that regard
:D But why settle for substitutes?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-16-07 04:12 PM
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15. pprroowww
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-16-07 04:24 PM
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16. wink wink
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-16-07 06:58 PM
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17. Wow that's great!
Just one question:

Does she own a cordless drill?

Just askin'!
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