Tell me something about yourself that won't make me want to punch you in the face.

[LostInAnomie]

It better be good, because I've had a hankering to punch some faces all damn day.

[DS1]

1. I'm watching The Doors cover 'Stairway'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3iM63kqnwY


I'll expect a punch in a few minutes

[LostInAnomie]

5. Stay put, I'll be there shortly.

{cracks knuckles}

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. I'm a girl?

:shrug: <--- punch him instead, he won't care.

[LostInAnomie]

6. I'll punch him and your avatar!

{cracks knuckles}

[lizerdbits]

3. I'm making cookie dough

And next weekend will bake and send to relatives. I'm very nice, you don't want to punch me.

[LostInAnomie]

8. I'll give you a pass for now.

grrrr...

[flvegan]

4. Well, I'm a nice guy and I treat folks nice.

Also, I've taken up Gracie and I can bench 8 plates.

Oh, and my friends? Yeah, you don't want them coming around. They're kinda, you know...suspicious.

[LostInAnomie]

12. Hmmm...

Awww hell... I'll still punch you. I just hope I my judo and 345 lb bench will come in handy.

[flvegan]

24. Well, good for you.

Suggesting that you'd "still punch" me. Laughable for what it is. Punching me...that's funny.

Your "judo" and respectable yet lackluster bench...kinda silly, really.

[lost-in-nj]

7. I'm bullish on kudzu

it's going places.....

oh and I say Merry Christmas and HO HO HO...

because they have been around for hundreds of years.....

and back then all they meant were
Merry Christmas
and

ho ho ho...

till some sick bastard decided to dissect the meanings.....

lost

[LostInAnomie]

14. {gets gun}

[MrCoffee]

9. my asian neighbor finally cleared that wood out of the back 40

[LostInAnomie]

15. Why didn't you help him!?

{cracks knuckles}

[BarenakedLady]

10. I'm nekkid

[LostInAnomie]

17. This pleases me

No punch for you.

[SPKrazy]

11. I like to read

:P

[LostInAnomie]

19. You better read a book a day...

... or these knuckles have your name on them!

[xmas74]

13. I said to a guy at a local Baptist church

that he needed to shut his mouth and pull the dildo out of his ass.

I bet you'd laughed if you'd been there.

[LostInAnomie]

20. Good

You're safe... for now.

[xmas74]

22. Thank you.

He said he could cure "the gay" out of anyone.

I thought my comment was needed.

[terrya]

16. I can't think of a thing.

I guess I'll have a pretty sore face tomorrow.

[LostInAnomie]

21. Your honesty has saved you.

You're lucky though!

[Drum]

18. I punch back.

:hi:

[LostInAnomie]

23. I'm prepared to make that sacrifice

{cracks knuckles}

[CaliforniaPeggy]

25. My dear LostInAnomie!

Now, sweetie....

You don't want to punch me...

And you know why, too...;)

[LostInAnomie]

27. Alright, Peggy.

You're safe, but your lucky I'm such a fan of... certain things.

[Swede]

26. You'll wake up bouncing if you try.

:nopity: