Excluding the top two natural choices (Dick & Bush), who's the last person that you want to be?

[MrScorpio]

Limbaugh

To be a fat, drug addled, lying piece of shit ham ball with half the IQ of a grilled cheese sandwich has to be a really interesting statement on how karma really hates your guts.

Money or no money, he's still a flaming gasbag extraordinaire.

[ohiosmith]

1. Generalissimo Francisco Franco. He's dead you know.

[LaurenG]

2. Michelle Malkin or Ann Coulter, so much hate ...

:cry:

[KamaAina]

3. Glenn Beckkk

since the OxyMoron was already taken. :-) Dishonorable mention to Michael Savage Weiner.

half the IQ of a grilled cheese sandwich

:rofl: Does that equate to the full IQ of half a grilled cheese sandwich?

"Fat, stoned on Oxy and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

[leeroysphitz]

4. Bruno Kirby nt

[MrScorpio]

5. Dead at 57

I can see that

[leeroysphitz]

6. Well there is that but it's mostly that I couldn't stand the name Bruno.

Sorry to any Brunos out there.

[martymar64]

7. Rodney King

Even today, he still can't get a break. I also have the same birthday as him.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. The guy at the hospital who has to do the balm rub on Rush's hemorrhoids

Or Darlene Cates' gynecologist.

[ThomCat]

9. Me. None of you should want to be me.

x(

Okay, it's not always all that bad. But I still wouldn't wish some of this shit on anyone. :(