I aam drunk aas a Lord, I've had 5 posts deleted in GD, and my breath reeks of dead bird paarts.

[Richard Steele]

So, I shall now go crawl into bed with the big snoring
46DDD natural blonde trilingual masters-degree-holding
incredibly flexible and sexually open-minded vegetarian
brown-belt Okinawan Karate aficionado whom I generally
refer to as "Sweetie".

Just like I have done every night for over 8 years now.

You few GD wankers who think that DU posts are a substitute
for any sort of REAL LIFE:: feel free to EAT YOUR OWN LIVERS,
starting....now!




To the rest of you, my beloved imaginary friends.......Good night DU! :hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. That'd better be a big bed

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. to go with the big pillows

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. With a 46 band size

there's more than just pillows that's big.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. thats what I'm talking about

sometimes, I think subtlety is lost in this joint...

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Well... on a guy, maybe

:shrug:

Y'know, sometimes y'gotta hit us over the head with... uh...









pillows. :blush:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. cool

;) pillow fight :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. ZOMD!

Michael Kelso's fantasy! :wow:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. ZOMD?

zowie! Oh My Dog!

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Yeah, that about covers it

I wouldna come up with "zowie," though. Good call. :thumbusp: