Thanksgiving at the White house, with Dick, Condi, and Laura too

[Gen. Jack D. Ripper]

So, tomorrow I'm in for an extra special treat. My brother-in-law, a die hard repug nut job, will be regaling us with slides of a recent trip to Washington, where he was invited to have breakfast on the White house lawn, along with other members of his pro-war group. I got an advance preview of the blessed event, he took snapshots with all the big-wigs. The Vice-President, the Secretary of State, and the First Lady, just to name a few. He even has pictures of the members of Code Pink. I guess they were also there, showing their support. Obviously, he has nothing but kind things to say about those ladies. So, that's what I'll be doing for my early Thanksgiving dinner. No alcohol, though, this side of the family is Mormon. Gotta get through it sober, some how.

Who else has a Thanksgiving dinner they're not looking forward to?