So I was working my job at the Viagara Helpline and some smartass calls in

[LynneSin]

This is a helpline for real mean with erectile dysfunction and some idiot is blocking the line with his prank calls. For all I know there is man out there frustrated with his permahard-on because he couldn't get through our hotline.

Well fortunately for me, AT&T monitors our lines and tapes all activities. So I've alerted the authorities and fortunately that lil jerk-off will get his time in jail for abusing our help-line!

[KitchenWitch]

1. Will the prankster get to go to Gitmo?

[LynneSin]

3. We suspect there will be much waterboarding involved

:hide:

In this country you do not mess around with a man and his erectile dysfunction

[Sock Puppet]

2. lil jerk-off

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. Is it a prank call if they say that they're using it as a meat tenderizer?

Sex was hours ago. Now it's dinnertime. Hmmm...

[MrCoffee]

5. 1-888-8-VIAGRA (1-888-884-2472)

http://www.viagra.com/content/contact-us.jsp?setShowOn=&setShowHighlightOn=

[flvegan]

6. Time in jail over a civil matter?

What country is this hotline in, Mongolia?

[LynneSin]

8. This is the fricking United States - don't you watch Fox News

:eyes:

[doc03]

7. Know why they give Viagra to the men in the nursing home

To keep them from rolling out of bed.

[LynneSin]

9. Oh - you're funny...........

NOT

:eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Thank God! He's a horrible little shit!

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

11. You might want to give him his last hugs & meals

I suspect the FBI will be breaking down your door within the hour

[Midlodemocrat]

12. I put up a sign on the front door that says 'C'mon in!'

[LynneSin]

13. Perhaps you should bake the FBI some chocolate chip cookies

they like freshly made Chocolate Chip Cookies - with 2% Organic Low-Fat Milk.

And perhaps leave the batter bowl behind so one of them can clean out the batter