Today's pet peeve: uncreative flaming

[MonkeyFunk]

I mean, really, people.

"Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton"?

"Why are XXX's supporters such douchenozzles?"

"Unbelievable dirty tricks!!!! So-and-so said such-and-such about whatsisface!!!!"


At least TRY a little!

[MrCoffee]

1. nice post, Hitler

[PeaceNikki]

2. Douchenozzles?

niiice. :thumbsup:

[madinmaryland]

3. Thats just ass nine!!1!!

[quip]

4. Nice post, Hitler

(twice) :rofl:

[LynneSin]

5. FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

:hide:

(just kidding - you know I adore you)

[dropkickpa]

6. Poop-heads!!

Dookie-juice suckers!
Mr. Fartysons!
Dog butts!

I know a lot of extremely off-color and creative insults (not to mention anatomically difficult if not impossible), but am, for some reason, restraining myself today to Dropkid's favorites.

[redqueen]

7. How about if WE just CAPITALIZE some words RANDOMLY?!

HUH? How's THAT?!

That's what *I* do, anyway. :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. There's no such thing as 'random' capitalization

Admit it: You're just a smarmy influence peddler.

:P

[MonkeyFunk]

9. I'd expect that kind of nonsense

from somebody with your avatar*.








*what is your avatar?

[redqueen]

11. The Arsenal shield!

Arsenal is a London football team.

I love footie... they're my favorite team. :)

[MonkeyFunk]

13. Soo.....

by "football" you mean "soccer", right?

Rock on with your bad self.

[redqueen]

14. Yes.

:P

Soccer, Calcio, Football... by any name it is still The Beautiful Game. :D

[MonkeyFunk]

15. The only thing I like about soccer is

the cute guys who play it.

But you're talking to an old gay-boy who didn't even enjoy basketball in the 70s when the shorts were crotch-level.

[redqueen]

16. God yes... oh the sexy.

Why are soccer players so much sexier than the guys that play other sports?

I don't know... but... yeah... it sure doesn't hurt! :D

[MonkeyFunk]

17. I've seen video of Chrisitan Reynaldo jumping rope

that was fun.

[redqueen]

18. Ugh no! Not him!

Have you seen his eyebrows?

Okay, well... he stopped tweezing them to death this season, I guess... but still... he plays for Man Utd. I don't care how pretty he is... he's bleh!


THIS is some sexy!




MMMMM... thank you Freddie Ljungberg... now that's some man candy!

[ronnykmarshall]

20. WHERE??? WHERE??

[racaulk]

10. What does this have to do with global warming?

;)

[azmouse]

12. You're casting asparagus on uncreative people.

[Javaman]

19. you big meanie!! nt

[DarkTirade]

21. And then there's the 'Your argument is stupid because you have one letter wrong in your seven

paragraph post'. I just got one of those on another political forum...

worst part was: this guy didn't even read what I wrote. I was pointing out that the neo-con parrot who posted the original post had not just made one obvious act of hypocrisy, but two. So when I mentioned his 'double hypocracy' (notice the misspelling there. That site has no edit function like DU does.) this other liberal misinterprets it as an attack on someone else somehow (not sure how, it's a helluva lot easier to follow threads on that site than it is on DU. They're layed out with indentations that show exactly which comment you responded to. But like most reactionaries, he obviously didn't take the time to interpret what was right in front of him.) and jumps down my throat. Only instead of actually jumping down my throat on the merits of my post he tells me something along the lines of 'shut the hell up until you learn how to spell.'

Yeah. That one really hurts me buddy. You got me good on that one. Moron.

[Forkboy]

22. I hate uncreative insults.

I've been called Fuckboy and dorkboy, but that's bush league stuff. My father once called me the Hannibal Lector of freeloaders. Now THAT'S what I'm talking about! :D

[MonkeyFunk]

24. feh

go around with the name "Monkeyfunk" and see how that works for ya.

[angstlessk]

23. i really hate throwing asparagus at people who critter size, but..

STAY OUT OF GD!!!

[REP]

25. You must not be a real progressive if you stoop to that level, douchenozzle