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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 05:31 PM
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MrCoffee....
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:hi:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 05:31 PM
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1. Sorry, wrong number!
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 05:36 PM
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2. I don't get it.
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 05:40 PM
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3. Arrrrgghhhh! My eyes! My EYES!!!!
Edited on Tue Nov-06-07 05:43 PM by FloridaJudy
Dang. Warn a gal before you spring something like that in front of her, would you.


edited to add: I guess it could have been worse. At least you cut the photo off above the crotch. Something like that could have turned me off of sex for a loooooong time.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 05:43 PM
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4. you, Sir, are a scoundrel and a knave
:applause: :applause: :applause:

Well played!
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 05:44 PM
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5. and did you even bother to read this?
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 05:59 PM
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6. yes and this is my response
I guess I'm hopefully optimistic. But I have learned to deal with disappointment.

By the way, exactly one year ago today I met Barack Obama briefly.


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