Votre mère a eu un manque de moralité et votre père a plaisir à embrasser des porcs.

[Lyric]

Veuillez placer le blâme sur Oedi. Ceci a été inspiré par lui!

[Aristus]

1. Plus ca change, plus ce la meme chose.

:smoke:

[Lyric]

2. Je survis avec de l'aide de mes amis.

:hi:

[jeff30997]

13. Ringo ?

C'est toi ? :)

[Dangerously Amused]

3. Wait, what?

Vote for the mother who is the mannequin of morality and vote for the father made of plaster who hugs the pigs?

Verily you may place the blame on Oedi. Surely he gives the inspiration for liquid?


:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Hey, I got nothin' to do with this

Fetchez la vache.

[Dangerously Amused]

5. BS. Your name is right there in the OP.

Fetch the vacuum yourself. What am I, your maid?

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Je ne suis pas un porc

:cry:









Well, when you put on that costume, I thought...

[Dangerously Amused]

8. What now?!? If I don't please pass you the pork, you'll cry?

Jeebus! I don't even have any pork!



You thought what? That we might have fun with the vacuum?? :scared:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. This is making me think of a bit from

"At Last, the 1948 Show." :D









Yeah. I have the "special" attachments, see?

[Dangerously Amused]

11. Dude, the poster below us

...is about to puke and pee at the same time!


:rofl:


(I think.)




Anyway. Exactly how much does your vacuum suck? And do your attachments... attach things? Or DEtach them? It is imperative that I know these things before I proceed.


:patriot:

[Indi Guy]

15. Ah

I'm glad I asked ;)

[Dangerously Amused]

18. Actually I was referring to Bjornsdotter.

I'm pretty sure that "pluet" means "puke." At least, it sounds like it should. And "pissant" means, well... pissing.

It's a good thing that foreign languages come so naturally to me. I've probably saved myself like years of actual study in the classroom.


:thumbsup:

[skyblue]

27. Pluet c'est comme pleurer, je pense, comme fait l'eau avec les yeux. "pissant" je ne sait pas.

Voila!

[Dangerously Amused]

28. Ah, yes.

Puking makes one more inclined to puke additionally; with pens it is our common fate to smell with the yeast. "Pissing" is the greatest peace.



Quite so.



:hi:

[skyblue]

29. Dit on avec le tete lumiere comme la soleil. j'espere que l'eau on fait comme ca etre

l'eau qui va bien. Grasshopper.

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. We cannot be held responsible

for the evacuative habits of others.









How 'bout if I just show it to ya?

[Dangerously Amused]

26. Goodness!

That's an impressive piece of equipment you have there, Mr. Rex. In fact it looks a little... intimidating.


Are you quite sure the attachments are... safe?

[Gormy Cuss]

12. Nice translation, babelfish

:rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

16. Hey now, that was my own hard work! I didn't go cheating at babelfish.

I'll have you know that I speak SEVERAL actual words of French. I think the fact that I could even identify that language as "French" speaks volumes as to my fluency.


:)

[Gormy Cuss]

19. Okay, but did you see what Aristus wrote?

It's about a two-bit mother something or other. IBTL!

[Dangerously Amused]

21. I think that says

..."Bring on the menopause; it is what my mother wishes."


So yeah, this might be morphing into a bodily functions thread. IBTL!

[Gormy Cuss]

22. Damn! I think you're right.

:D

[Dangerously Amused]

24. It never fails to amaze me

...how "Hooked on Phonics" works through all language barriers.


:7

[Bjornsdotter]

7. Il pleut

....comme vaches qui pissent.

My favorite...quite the mental picture.

Cheers

[Indi Guy]

10. The only language I don't speak is Greek

and Francaise is Greek to me. Can someone let me in on the joke? :shrug:

[jeff30997]

14. Vous ne parlez pas francais...

Garcon Indi ? :)

[Indi Guy]

23. No I don't speak French!

and the only "Garson" I know is a French waiter. ;)

[porphyrian]

20. Oh! C'est ainsi que, selon le garçon!

Peut-être que j'étais la prochaine doit.

[skyblue]

25. Votre Pere se fait avec ses mains dedains son derriere.

[Jimbo S]

30. Hmmm, maybe I shouldn't take that vacation to Montreal.

I've forgotten more French than I've ever learned.

[Fox Mulder]

31. From FreeTranslation.com:

Your mother had a lack of morality and your father has pleasure to kiss porks. Want to place the criticism on Oedi. This was inspired by him!

:wtf:

[Ellen Forradalom]

32. Votre mère est institutrice

et votre père pue les sureaux.



Hé, si tu parles vraiment le français, passe par le groupe francophone, d'ac? On t'y attend.

[cuke]

33. Did someone say "pork"?