Kucinich saw UFO

[SoxFan]

http://politicalbooks.com/2007/10/kucinich_claimed_to_see_ufo.html

Democratic presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich claimed to have seen a UFO, according to actresss Shirley MacLaine in her new book, Sage-Ing While Age-Ing, the Cleveland Plain Dealer reports.

Apparently, Kucinich "had a close sighting over my home in Graham, Washington, when I lived there," the actress, a close Kucinich friend, wrote. "Dennis found his encounter extremely moving. The smell of roses drew him out to my balcony where, when he looked up, he saw a gigantic triangular craft, silent, and observing him. It hovered, soundless, for 10 minutes or so, and sped away with a speed he couldn't comprehend. He said he felt a connection in his heart and heard directions in his mind."

The Kucinich campaign did not return the newspaper's phone calls asking for comment. MacLaine's book goes on sale next month.

[Orrex]

1. Kucinich's embrace of woo-woo thinking is well-established

By his own assertions, no less.

This story, if true, is yet another reason why he is unelectable.

Sorry Kooch-fans, but that's really the essence of the matter.

[SoxFan]

2. The UFO part doesn't bother me

Hanging out with Shirley MacLaine? That's a different story!

[Orrex]

3. I confess that the UFO part does trouble me more than a little

A rose-scented hyperdrive?

"Mr. Kucinich, charge the tulip cannons and fire a volley of daffodil torpedos!"

[redqueen]

5. Dude... it's Shirley!

I mean, I'm not saying he's not a woo woo... but c'mon... consider the source!

[Orrex]

6. Shirley you jest?

Clearly the aliens have zapped you with their mind-altering chrysanthemum ray.

Now, the only question is when. You have been acting kind of strange ever since, well, ever since...

Hmm...

[redqueen]

7. Wasn't me!

[Orrex]

9. Shirley it was!

You're one of those pod-people. I confess that I've long suspected as much.

[redqueen]

11. If by "pod" you mean "smart and sexy" then yes.

:P

[Orrex]

15. Doh! Shirley I must have mistyped.

Whoopsie!

[ElsewheresDaughter]

4. watch this....amazing recent U.S. footage......

what exactly are these two fighter jets chasing?

http://www.youtube.com/v/f2OdjQokJI8&rel=1

[Orrex]

10. That footage is backwards

Those aren't fighter jets; they're coverup-planes owned by our secret reptile masters. Reverse the video and you'll see clearly that they're zipping around the sky, vacuuming up those pesky chem-trails, to create the illusion that they're not trying to control us.

[Crabby Appleton]

8. From the inside, or the outside? nt

[cobalt1999]

12. He said "he felt a connection in his heart and heard directions in his mind."

If Dennis is hearing voices (directions) in his head and hanging with Shirley MacLaine, then he is even more woo-woo than I suspected.

I'll give him credit for being entertaining though.

[DS1]

13. I wish I would one day

it would be uplifting to know the entire universe wasn't stupid

[kay1864]

14. Key phrase there: "according to actresss Shirley MacLaine'

and also

"in her new book"

In *my* book, Shirley MacLaine has a credibility factor of zero, and has for years. Nutcase.

Ergo, claim without merit. Dismissed!


OMG, I read past the "according to" part...

"a gigantic triangular craft, silent, and observing him"

"heard directions in his mind"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Shirl, baby, stop, you're killing me!