Crap, I'll give anyone $50, a place to sleep, pay for turnpike tolls & all the beer you can drink...

[LynneSin]

...if you can just help me get my crapped moved, unpacked and organized.

Hell, I make some mean Zesty Chicken with Asaigo Cheese & Spinich. And the croutons on my salad are fresh made from the bread I buy from the corner bakery (I make the croutons - they make the bread).

And Dogfish Beer has been one of the highest awarded beers. Esquire called our 90min IPA one of the best in America!!

http://www.dogfish.com/brewings/Year_Round_Beers/90_Minute_IPA/11/index.htm

So who wants to help me.

Oh, and I always have wine and Herradura tequila in the house

:cry:

This is why I try not to move more than once a decade

:cry:

[Midlodemocrat]

1. What kind of wine?

:hide:

I'd help, but I'm up to my armpits in kitchen redo. Quite a treat this morning making lunches for the MidloKidlos and not being able to find anything. :grr:

[LynneSin]

2. Nothing barefoot although you're welcome to be barefoot while drinking it

Normally I have some of my favorite Reds from South Africa, Argentina and Australia. And normally I have my Sauvignon Blancs from New Zealand and South Africa. I'll take you to Total Wine - it's the Target of Wine stores. Seriously, you could put a giant size Target in that store and they located it like a mile from the PA border

[jakefrep]

3. I'd come if my Congressional candidate weren't having a fundraiser this weekend

As the treasurer, it's sort of obligatory that I show up.

That Total Wine place sounds like a trip.

[flvegan]

4. Hmmm...tempting.

[AllegroRondo]

5. all the beer I can drink?

I can drink a LOT of beer.
But I wont be in any condition to help you move afterwards. :)

[LynneSin]

13. you realize the beer is AFTER we're done

I'll give you a teaser beer before we start but during the move you'd have fresh brewed ice tea

[AllegroRondo]

14. Iced tea? Sweet or unsweet?

[LynneSin]

16. I brew it unsweeted and you can do with it what you like

But most of these teas have flavor to them already and need very little of anything else

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. Throw in the plane tickets and I'm game -nt

[LynneSin]

11. Wait - aren't you coming from Brazil

:cry:

I've got a mortgage to pay

:cry:

[Droopy]

7. That sounds like a hell of a deal.

Too bad I live in Ohio. I'd be over there for just the food and beer if I lived closer. You could hang on to your money.

[Tyler Durden]

8. I'd help, but my ventral hernia won't let me.

sowwy.

[TK421]

9. I would love to! but I can't get there ( I'm not sure where that is )

you're still in Delaware, right?

[taterguy]

10. Something tells me that you have no idea how much I can drink

Good thing for your budget that Delaware is a helluva long bike ride from my town

[Initech]

12. Dogfish, you say?

Give me some plane tickets and I'm in.

[DarkTirade]

15. If you're anywhere near the Orlando area I'd help...

I've helped two families move in the last month and a half already, what's another one? :P

Although when my brother moved, I couldn't help him unpack... what with him moving across the country and me having to be at work on Monday.

[JVS]

17. I wish I could be there

[MissMillie]

18. If I didn't have a blanket to finish by the end of the month

I would come and help, and you could keep your $50 and your beer....

oh, and I have a square car that holds a lot of stuff.